Recent content by Mattteus

fish bone in the cock hole? *insert Wunderboner reference here*

They cut the power but in one location? 'you're ruining my zen thing, man'!

That chicken really 'made' this intro! Not since City of God has a chicken done that (so well, I assume).

I've always wondered about the name 'Pakistan'. It's the only country I know of that ends in -stan that isn't a description of its ethnic majority but instead means Land of the Pure. How did that name come about?

my message tone is the alert

Either someone in this has a Codec ringtone or my phone is ringing.

"Dear FedEx, I am so much cooler than you!" that made my day!

I still have tapes from the Joel days and I did circulate them!

...do all Canadians say 'zed'?

you too huh?

and somewhere, Vega is crying

Gamer Gang: instantly better than Big Bang Theory (then again, watching a pile of shit gather flies is better than Big Bang Theory)

Anyone else amused by the fact that Mila Kunis, who plays the 'rival'/'usurper' in Black Swan is filming a movie called Friends with Benefits?

I don't know, originally, ENN was very straight-faced with a lot of hidden sarcasm, then it became more overt with the reactionary sarcasm, and now it seems it's nothing but the reactionary sarcasm... the show hasn't gone in the direction I'd prefer but you guys are still funny so... I guess...

...the guy with the beard is cute