Recent content by MercenaryCanary

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    Poll: Do you miss high school(or college)?

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    Printable Gunmaker About to Test in Texas

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our FREEDOM! And gun fire.
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    Cigarettes should be illegal.

    Dude, what. No, they kind of did care about being irradiated, its just they didn't really know too much about that. Are you also aware of the "radium parties" they would have, where there would be rooms where the drinks were coated in radium so they would glow in the dark? Pool tables and the...
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    Cigarettes should be illegal.

    "Guys, let's ban a substance that is harmful but popular within the population!" Sure thing, 1920's America! How could this ever go wrong? Prohibition era, when crime was rampant and boozed up.
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    Leave Cthulhu Alone.

    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu The Escapist wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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    Such is Life in The Zone (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. RP Interest/Idea thread)

    I'd love to join up. I think your storyline is all right with the "The Zone is expanding" plot, but see if there's anything we can do about it. Can we help the Zone expand or try and curb it? What would all the factions be doing? Freedom and Duty are obvious, but what about the military...
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    Where have all the Escapists gone?

    I've been here for a while. Just lurking in the shadows.
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    Say something nice about the Star Wars Prequel. If you can.

    I actually enjoyed getting to see some of the character's fleshed out.
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    What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard or overheard someone say?

    Wait. But I thought the prefix "meth" meant that there was only one. Shouldn't there be only one carbon and four hydrogens? I'm going off of a chemistry course that I'm taking recently, so I might be wrong though. Anyway, the stupidest thing I've ever heard? Well, that's simple. "I think...
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    Naughty Dog is...Making a Zombie Game?

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    Worst Games of the year

    I'd certainly hope not. Bastion had a beautifully unique soundtrack, a sexy smooth narrator, and a pretty good story. Said reviewer best be trollin'.
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    Worst Games of the year

    Bastion. Generic soundtrack, annoying narration, and an unimpressive storyline. I kid. I hope Bastion wins game of the year, actually. Probably the worst game I've played this year... Uh, hell. I don't really know. I guess Modern Warfare 3, but those aren't necessarily bad games.
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    The year is ending...what's your greatest accomplishment?

    Learning to ride the bicycle, learning how to play the tenor saxophone and joining marching band (Never played an instrument before and they still accepted me LOL), and hosting an RPG.
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    Poll: Who still watches Extra Credits?

    Fell in love with it from the start and continue to follow it to this day.
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    Where did all the older Escapist users go?

    I joined up early 2008, so I guess I could be considered a slightly older forum member.