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    Old games you remember playing, but can't remember the name of

    Could that have been the 2005 game Stolen by Blue52 Games?
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    Out of Context Quotes

    "For as much as Jesus hates him, Adam Smith hates Wario even more."
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    Out of Context Quotes

    I have dredged the continents from the sea floor, resurrected life from extinction, sealed the god of destruction, and been crowned the noodle king!
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    Out of Context Quotes

    (said roughly at the same time) "Did you say chee'sy chi've-y Parmesan gar'lic bread!?" "So chive-y Parmesan cheesy garlic bread!"
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    Out of Context Quotes

    Do you not have enough navigation skills, between the three of you, to get through a BK® Kids Club placemat maze?!
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    General Gaming News.

    I looked up the... "dev" Wisnu Sudirman (they've never released anything) here's a list of their previously announced games, all on the PlayStation store: Survival Builder (release date 2025) Rooted: Survival (release date 2026) Super Capybara Adventure (release date 2026) Orbital Station...
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    General Gaming News.

    From the publisher of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing and the developers of... uh... not one single racing game. Here's hoping it ends up being so bad it's good.
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    General Gaming News.

    Wonder if they'll go for the too-slowly-realizing-nobody-cares-about-the-future-storyline hat trick.
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    Out of Context Quotes

    "Weapons aren't the only things that this hammer can forge... It can forge a woman!"
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    Pitch your movie/game concept.

    Generic sports film, but it's competitive e-sports. Contractually required to climax with a grenade (or similar) being thrown, in slow motion, worm's eye angle, to the song "Chariots of Fire", and ending in a fade-to-white as the throw lands/explodes perfectly. American Graffiti/Animal House...
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    Out of Context Quotes

    "That... doesn't sound like normal supernatural activity."
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    General Gaming News.

    The story I was told (take with an appropriate amount of salt) was that the original didn't do very well in Japan, but its distribution rights were sold as part of a package deal. Unfortunately, it did so poorly that the original production team hadn't bothered creating the usual character...
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    General Gaming News.

    Maybe the publishers felt that industrial-revolution-strategy-game is so niche that they would do better cooperating. Or they're trying to gauge if the strategy game community prefers city builder RTS to grand strategy. Reminds me of how Naughty Dog and Insomniac used to cross-promote Crash and...
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    Out of Context Quotes

    "You can't trust 'em, they all look alike"? LADY, THEY ARE CLONES! Clones humanity genetically engineered, to form a homogeneous slave species! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHOICE WE MADE FOR THEM!
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    Old games you remember playing, but can't remember the name of

    Could that have been WarTech: Senko no Ronde?