Recent content by Midnight Voyager

I want more about Albatross and Sis and G22 in Alpha Protocol. It was cut for time and was gonna be DLC.

Thief Gold! Just re-finished it.

Good grief, by this time in Yakuza 1, you'd established characters and were off to jail for a crime you didn't commit, which segued into beating the crap out of fellow prisoners. You know what this scene needs? Majima or Kazuma, take your pick. Faces WOULD be punched. Or people would die...

I can't load Unskippable, no ad-blocker, lots of refreshing, two different computers tried... WTF is the problem here?

I take it Yahtzee's not a fan of NWN2, then. That game's Rocks Fall Everybody Dies, No We Mean This Literally makes my eyes fountain blood.

I've been told that for a medium to be a type of art, it has to communicate with you in a way that is unique to the medium. Painting, music, etc, none of this has as much of a personal connection as being immersed in a character in a game. It is a step beyond merely writing a story or making a...

Baldur's Gate 2. Kay, so, endgame. Last damn boss. I am having a hard time of it for various reasons. Everyone in my party is dead except my wild mage. Who is.... quite almost out of spells and almost dead. One wild surge left. Casts it on end boss. ...Odd, I wonder what- MOOOOOOOOOOO...

I'd be hard-pressed to keep track for all-time dorkiness. I mean, I came up with a variant of time travel theory that would work perfectly for comic books, allowing for a large variety of retcons and time travel stories to play out. (It also allows for the Can't Kill Hitler time travel problem)...

He doesn't kill anyone that I can think of. They all survive. Every time. I've only been through the first Yakuza game, mind you, but... Nobody who died in that was actually killed by Kazuma. So... Well, he can beat people down when they try to beat him down, sure, that's sufficient self...

Dude, you don't get it. Kazuma is the NICEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. He will go out of his way to help any asshole that trips across his path. You actually have to actively try to get him to fight you. And people do it. Knowing he's terribly nice and badass. And that his combat moves are incredibly...

2, I think. First was a coloring book program that some friend of my dad's made. I could type out the command prompt by memory, even though I couldn't read yet. Second was a pixel tank game where you had to try to get a trajectory to shoot the enemy's tank. I used to beat my mom all the time on...

Well, it's hard to put a "villain" tag on the ones I do, even if they are... hm. Okay, well, I'll just note that I LIKE Ravel from PS:T. Relate, no, but that game was hellishly good for twisting your emotions. Relate... Ah, I have it. Griffin. The Invisible Man himself. He was no trouble...

The Artist Currently Known As Dumber Than A Bag Of Hammers.

Absolutely never.

I would love to, but they don't want my blood. I'm on a lot of medication... I don't know how that would affect things. But the big problem: They ask if I have recently had sinusitis. I have never got past that question, because the answer is always "probably yes."