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All I got from this video was "goon" and "arse."

I freaked out a little when their heads tilted slightly. It was so... inhuman.

My rational thought says "hell no, that'd be super boring." My masochistic sense of humor, however, says "go go go go go!"

Is it weird for me to notice that Artyom's flashback mom has a really nice butt? Or is it weirder to notice that Artyom has a vivid recollection of his mom's butt but cannot remember her face?

Mod Edit~ please put spoilers in spoiler tags, thanks!. DigitalSushi

I wish I had a cool name like "Jackie Ma." "Benny L" sounds dumb.

Sailors say a lot of things, like how flattering those leggings look on your calves.

When every part of you glows light blue, you can no longer do anything privately. Imagine trying to discreetly pee in a dark area: you'll be as inconspicuous as a flare!

Umbrella went out of business after Chris punched that boulder. And killed Wesker, I guess. Whatever. That boulder was the real victim.

If Death reaps the souls of the dead, and Death is dead, who reaps Death? Double Death?

Anthony Burch was upset by Yahtzee's review, and Yahtzee hardly even mentioned the writing.

Call It In: The Game Experience pulse-pounding, dial-turning action! High octane thrills, without ever getting up! Listen in as your colleagues do your job for you! Come on fatty, your ass won't scratch itself! MSRP $59.99 + Day 1 DLC: Volume Control

Nobody commented on how much those two not-evil/stupid (but still unobservant) knights puffed their chests when they talked? Their shoulders were bobbing like crazy!

Maybe I'm alone here, but I sure as heck would undergo dangerous brain surgery for a shot with Rosario Dawson.

Akiyama may not be customizable, but he's already completely awesome as it is. Once you get past his tedious phone calls and daily errands, that is. Loan sharks are people too.