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    Dead Space Speculation

    the background logs you get at the end of dead space 1 say that they are the first necromorphs created, something to do with the human ribcage splitting in two and growing the spikey bit, then growing into an infector. your best bet is to complete ds 1 and read the logs yourself, they explain...
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    Dead Space Speculation

    the marker was man made and test fired on aegis 200 years before dead space, where it was abandoned on an amplfier plinth, and the system was sealed off, which is why the aegis mining operation was illegal. it was reverse engineered from the black marker on earth, which is why i say it may have...
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    Dead Space Speculation

    after playing both dead space games through from start to finish recently, ive been thinking about the plot and the origins of the markers. the man made red marker caused hallucinations to stop the necromorph infection, but the titan marker led isaac to kill tiedemann and stross, the other...
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    Worst/Most irritating medical condition you've ever had?

    genital vitiligo. vitiligo is a condition which kills the pigment cells in the skin and is incurable, resulting in white patches. mine makes my genitals look like a dalmation. which all the girls find hilarious, but i find irritating because it itches like shit.
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    New Bionic Leg Predicts Your Every Move

    this will be great if they can commercialise it in the near future, my stepdad had both of his legs amputated above the knee two years ago, so this is really interesting to me.
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    Had a really weird dream last night.

    i dreamt that i was asleep, then woke up, and dozily scratched my nuts. only for my crotch to pull my hand in, and then my arm, and them up to my shoulder. then i woke up, and my arm was where i dreamt it was, and my arm felt dead too. weirdest shit EVER.
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    If you had nearly an unlimited supply of money...

    i would hire a personal protection team to cover me while i take a steaming shit in the letterbox of number 10 downing street. and then do the same on the EU building in brussels. well it only seems right to return the favour.
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    Worst game PURCHASE you ever made.

    theres a game on XBLA called avatar drop which is really fun and has multiplayer, so me nad my mates over XBL bought it for giggles to see what it was like.......only to find that the "multiplayer" is two controllers one console and not xbox live multiplayer. it was 400 points too, so we were...
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    Another death blamed on games

    i have to laugh that they put a picture of JORGE-052 and said his name is WEAPON. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    Expert Says Blaming Videogames for Violence is Racist

    but lets be honest.....what the fuck isnt racist in this totally woopa woopa woo world we live in?
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    Poll: Gold-plated super-yacht worth $4.3 billion!

    i would buy it, without a doubt. so i could dismantle it in front of the guy and teach him to put his money to more practical things.
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    So, Westboro Baptist Church paid our town a visit.

    as much as i despise the westborough baptist church, you cannot deny that they are the only group who follows the bible to the letter. they wage violence against anyone who doesnt follow their religion and their specific ways of life. the more modern varieties of christianity have matured...
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    Chief Suspect in Norway Slaughter Suspected to Have used MW2 as "Training"

    this here. i saw some troll on youtube say he was going to use MW2 to train himself in a variety of weapons so he could bring about a new american revolution. its so embarrasing people can make the relation to guns in games to training with weapons. heres an example, i used to be an army...
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    So, they just announced Resident Evil 6. What do they need to fix?

    they need to make it realistic, not full of total japanese fanwank and fight scenes like resi 5. keep things consistent with the mainstream story, not poxy retcons like the umbrella chronicles etc. THEY NEED THE ATTACHE CASE MENU FROM RESI 4. the best inventory system to ever appear in a...
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    Whats your most recent painful experience?

    I'm asking this because at the moment I'm trying to fill out a job application form, and its very difficult when you have a spot on your writing arm's armpit, which is a lot more painful than it sounds. So whats your most recent very painful experience?