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    Zero Punctuation: Titanfall 2 vs Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

    Proper giving it to fat grandma this episode... she do, or forget something? :D
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    Zero Punctuation: Quake

    So this episode is straight up fucking poetic. I would guess it's been stirring around his brain for a while maybe..? In any case it had me spitting out my drink in laughter every second line. So someone here owes me half a bottle of extremely cheap white.
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    Latest Overwatch Ban Wave Results in Some Hilarious Complaints

    Nice! Keep those selfish idiots out of my beloved game :) The responses from these retards is sometimes gob-smackingly facepalm worthy. They ruin other peoples fun and think they're entitled to anything? Really glad Blizzard have this policy. Hackers like this can literally kill a game like...
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    Zero Punctuation: Furi & Song of the Deep

    The part about having an education from the back of dads whiskey bottles and "...she goes out to sea to drag her dead-beat dad back from what ever mermaid bordello he's presently drinking dry...". made me laugh out loud.
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    Blizzard Has Announced the Newest Overwatch Hero: Ana

    Looks quite generic in every way possible... I'm surprisingly disappointed. The character design is super bland. Added cheese points for the eye patch. On top of that she's a sniper. (because we needed even more players hanging back) Lastly her specials seem like they're just variants on...
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    Huge New Planet May Be Lurking Beyond Pluto

    What if this gravitational disturbance isn't from a planet we can't see... but rather from a black hole approaching us ever so slowly. Dun dun duuuun! I'll just grab my tinfoil hat.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mortal Kombat X - Test Your Might

    Hilarious episode. Had me cracking up start to finish.
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    MovieBob leaving The Escapist

    Damn. Only just cottoned on to the fact that his shows are not in the schedule. Going to miss his video shows. Big Picture and Escape to the Movies were part of my staple diet, dammit! First Jim and now Bob... eek. Now I've got to click more links ^^
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    Fantastic Four Trailer Reveals Radical Re-Imagining

    Well at least it looks like they've gone for a CG Thing, because dudes in suits just don't hack it for characters like the Thing.
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    Unskippable: The Evil Within - Subtle Psychological Horror? - Part 2

    Awesome "Everything is Everything" reference. I say that mainly because when I first saw this intro I also thought of Mrs. Hill's tune. (The intro also reminded me of the 2012 film in parts)
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    The Big Picture: Off Target - Don't Censor Me Part 2

    And as Jim also pointed out - you can probably buy a ton of media in Target which is "just as bad" as GTAV in terms of violence etc. So... yeah. Agree with all your points too and to be honest I only heard about this yesterday and I'm already bored of this subject. Over-reaction on all sides, it...
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    Defective Samus Amiibo Sells on Ebay For $2,500

    Maybe I don't know enough (or anything tbh) about these amiibos, but how can the seller know about the defect if he never took it out of the box?
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    The Big Picture: Dinosaur Exodus

    I'm with you on the Dinosaur thing. We are probably roughly the same age so that might explain that... On the other hand whilst I enjoyed the Star Wars trailer I did not like the Claymore-eque light sabre. Looks like it would have very few practical uses and end up hurting the wielder more than...
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    Rumor: Sorry Folks, There Will be no DirectX 12 Support For Windows 7 - Update

    Sorry Mac. Not going to fly with me. Not buying Windows 8 and we shall see about 10, but there's no way I'm getting blackmailed in to any of MS bullshit. They keep doing this. Release a fail - know that it's failed and everyone else knows about it too - yet still stubbornly try to get everyone...
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    Zero Punctuation: Bayonetta 2 - Sheer Joyful Energy

    Maybe I'm just simple, but the end made me laugh out loud.