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Owens bristled a little at being brushed over entirely, but it wasn't like he wasn't used to it. Not everyone could appreciate the work he put in. Especially not old men. He was still waiting on an answer about the kid, though. It was beginning to seem like he was the only one concerned. All...

Owens blinked at the brief and direct presentation. A place like this, he expected more... euphemisms. He tried to suppress the disappointment at missing out on a real rad back alley justice meeting experience. Where's the codewords? Owens wanted codewords. Why didn't they say sleep with the...

is it faux pas to call you by your real name on the escapist forums i always forget whatever voidu-sama remember earlier how i tried to defend binding blade like it was ever going to be fucking used i changed my mind its a stupid power what if instead i sorta.... hold on let me get the...

fight me irl fucker i dont give a fucking shit i just checked and it turns out i had them turned off

your boyfriend is a chode idiot im gonna go fight thon on facebook shit wait i looked at the gif thats exactly what its going to be man but yeah they totally removed quote notifications

im thinkin in regards to BINDINGU BURAEDU owens knows exactly what hes walking himself into. like, he realises itll straight up murder him so hes saving it for a time when something needs doing enough that hes willing to put down his life as a sacrifice. every time he preps it hes sort of...

hello void i want to play a game (this game) ive got an idea for a character concept but like im pretty sure my involvement is entirely dependent on sams since theres no instance where the pair of us teaming up has not led to positive consequences what kind of tone are we going for here in...

the objective best superpower which is to be able to beatbox while kissing imagine the possibilities imagine laying down a hot flow while you make out you would be unstoppable

what i always wear flimsy dresses and lacy underwear

one time i created an ok cupid account to harrass a friend with questions about how much dick she was being swamped in then i got bored and answered a bunch of the personality test questions so i could look at my enemies list and judge what it said about my character then i added pictures...

i will defend my virginity to the death if you touch it i will i dunno flip out violently this stopped being funny before i finished typing it sex isn't a big deal and neither is virginity unless you're a giant tool or too young to realise worrying about this shit is stupid the concept...

blockhead - the music scene just to mention one that hasn't already been mentioned i mean there are more, the obvious ones like dark side of the moon or in the aeroplane over the sea, but no sense in repeating shit

yeah, it has a habit of ruining your fucking life i was eleven when it hit me. i managed to finish primary school before being floored by the first three weeks of secondary. never really finished school and spent my entire adolescence in a bed, and i consider myself one of the lucky ones if...

myalgic encephalomyelitis more commonly known as chronic fatigue syndrome, but that's the misnomer of the fucking century it's a multi-systemic condition generally defined, obviously, by consistent fatigue not alleviated by rest and accompanied by several other specific symptoms such as...

you don't really know until you go there honestly do you like it's very easy to say probably this or that based on a hypothetical but everything changes when shit actually goes down chances are you'd space out and fail to save anything or drown trying to save both i say that projecting only...