Recent content by Morbira

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    DC Comics Will Soon Reveal Joker's True Name

    Harleen Quinzel? Edward Nigma? Victor Freis? I guarantee this nigga's name is gonna be Joseph Kurr.
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    Pondering Adventure Games and Gameplay in Modern Gaming

    Question Yahtzee, have you had a chance to get into the Ace Attorney series? It's essentially the more perfected idea of the L.A. Noire formula you are talking about, but through the lens of court cases and investigations. Court hearings are only advanced by you cross examining witnesses and...
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    That Time I Loved a Crappy Gundam Game

    Oh god, I wasn't expecting feels. As a hardcore Gundam fan growing up as a teen and into my 20s, I sometimes wish I could appreciate things I like without such a critical eye all the time. I went back and played Jaburo a couple years back, and had almost the same experience. But remembering...
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    Report: Only 30 Percent of Marvel/DC Characters Female

    In other news: Statisticians are amazed by the paradigm shift as 30% now reads as "about 1 in 4 superheroes is female" (25%) as opposed to the previous logic wherein 30% is actually much closer to 33%, which would have correctly been read as "about 1 in 3 superheroes is female."
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    Zero Punctuation: Hyrule Warriors - Nintendo Holding Pattern?

    It's dangerous to watch internet videos alone. TAKE THIS: http://www.amazon.com/Boudreauxs-Butt-Paste-oz-Jar/dp/B0009RF8G0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412854832&sr=8-1&keywords=butt+paste
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    Jetpack Enables Anyone To Run A 4-Minute Mile

    Cool misleading title, bro.
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    Editorial: Nintendo's E3 Showing is Refreshingly Fun

    Speaking as someone who very much greatly wishes Nintendo would abandon the hardware market, who also has felt the sting of purchasing a Wii early in its life-cycle and was greatly let down by the library that never was, AND someone who was all about watching Nintendo die from a constant lack of...
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    No Right Answer: "Best" Superhero Movie Ever

    It's so great to see you guys bringing back the original concept! I'd honestly prefer it if you kept to it, at least for a while. It's refreshing to see a debate that doesn't give a shit. Also, I missed the Jones soda. Much longer rebuttals.
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    Jimquisition: Previewed, Preordered, Prescrewed

    See, the problem is just that. People have begun to interpret Kickstarter as a pre-order hub, when in reality it is merely a more accessible way for the average consumer to become an investor in a product or idea proposed by an entrepreneur. That's why Kickstarter had to revise its terms of...
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    D.I.C.E. 2013: J.J. Abrams and Gabe Newell Tease Portal Movie

    Free to explore vast swaths of terrain? No. Free to explore through all of the hidden details that tell the stories and backgrounds of the events and settings you're being lead through? Oh hell yes.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Cave

    EDIT: Ninja'd
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    Your White House Petition is Bad and You Should Feel Bad

    As an American, I am more disgusted by the fact that this trend of writing letters to the President like he's fucking Santa Claus is becoming more and more common. I can't believe how retarded we've become in such a short amount of time that we've begun to treat the presidency as an elected...
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    Trailer Promises Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate in March

    I believe you have missed the point of Monster Hunter, my friend.
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    The Big Picture: The Best Movies of 2012

    In Wreck-It-Ralph, am I the only one who wasn't particularly thrilled by Calhoun? I understand what her character was supposed to be on paper, the Steel Magnolia/tough as nails but afraid to love after tragedy type, but in performance all I got from her was a stiff, 2D drill sergeant schtick...
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    Ken Levine on BioShock Infinite's Bro-Tastic Cover Art

    I think the most troubling thing about this article is the fact that game developers are now starting to define the "mainstream" as an offensive stereotype. Why in the world would you market to such a niche audience in an age where video games are becoming a cultural standard? Do we really want...