Recent content by Mordreich

As someone who spent some time working in an ice-cream shop, I can say with some certainty that Maple Walnut is the most popular flavour. Too damned many people eat that stuff.

Like a pro, I drop hundreds of keys to things miles away from where I am. Also, a giant spider.

If call of duty is the highest selling thing since toilet paper, then how come the entire world seems to hate it so much? The math there seems invalid. What I'm trying to point out is that "sales" is a hard number but opinions are totally worthless. People will say they like or hate something...

Now that I think about it, I can recall several child-sised skeletons and other corpsey things in Oblivion and Fallout 3. Oblivion didn't even have living kids, just dead ones.

IMO, if one has turned on thier machine and played any game from start to finish legitimately and of thier own will. That person counts as a gamer.

I would destroy any proof that a cure had ever been discovered and save one dose only for myself. After all, what have cancer patients ever done for me?

As the Über Prime Minister-General, I would assumt that the military is in my employ. And Based on current world trends, the people hate thier elected officials. I say "Show them the same respect they would show you. Throw 'em to the wolves!". Kill all civvies!

Aww man, I was playing Minecraft. I don't wanna have to jump 3 feet into the air any time I try to go somewhere!

Neither of the options presented in the OP are valid, Giant fire-breathing hell-beasts cannot be slain or spoken to. You run, hide and hope it moves on (much like a swarm of bees).

If it doesn't directly effect you, leave it the hell alone. Remember; It can always get worse.

Global census. Death to the living!

Skeleton in Minecraft. I saw it coming from like a mile away but when it shot at me I still spilled my coffee.

Sweet, I'd love to be a big radioactive Ferris Wheel.

"I demand your ultimate cup of coffee, black. You have five earth minutes. Make it perfect."

Anyone say cliff racers yet? If not, Cliff Racers.