Recent content by Mr Metzger

Me and my mate from work always play the would you rather game. Some of them or simple while some can be quite vulgar (but hilarious). Something like, "Would you rather fight 20 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?" What is the most thought provoking "would you rather" that you can...

Simple enough - I hate game tutorials. I was reading on somewhere on IGN that Assassins Creed III has roughly 6 hours worth of tutorials. That is ridiculous. I got the game there for Christmas and I think I just about got to the main part of the game, where you finally become Connor, and...

This post will probably contain spoilers so you have been warned. Anyway, I just finished The Walking Dead game and i have been left stunned. No game has ever hit me with such an emotional punch before. It was just hard to hold back the tears! Only once have I ever experienced that kind...

I called the police and we have the CCTV footage but he is a gypsy/traveller and the police want nothing to do with it. They said it would be unlikely that I got the Ipod Back. And anyway this is just to make me feel better, I am obviously not going to go out on a murderous rampage

Hank Moody, "I love women, i have all their albums" Hank Moody, "I love every woman I meet, whether it be for 10 minutes or 10 Years" Fr Dougal Maguire, "I am not great at judging crowds Ted but I would say there are about 17 million of them out there"

Ok so I work in an off licence on the weekends and I usually have my Ipod plugged into the radio. On Saturday I had it plugged into the radio under the counter and the tramp lifted it when I wasn't looking because I was serving someone else. When I realised what had happened, I chased after...

"do you work here?" This is when I am dressed in full uniform with large writing on the back saying STAFF and large writing on the front with the name of the shop.

I have to laugh at the stereotype that lonely people get cats as they are horrible creatures that need a box to excrete in and are such a detached pet from their owner. They do what ever they want. They don't call dogs mans best friend for no reason.

I am going to study for my exam on Monday. I am hardcore

So as a university student it is now that time of the year where I have to study. I hate studying. I am sure there are a lot of people who hate studying so this is a thread for all you procrastinators out there. State what University you are at and what you are studying and leave a...

In Fifa I usually turn off all the songs. Except in Fifa 11 this year they included the Black Keys. Nice move EA

Irish people being drunks. However I am Irish and I am a university student so 80% of the time I am drunk

people annoy me when they get movie quotes wrong

Marley and Me **Spoiler** When Marley dies at the end. Marley looks identical to my own dog and it really got to me

Bliss N Eso - Seas is rising: open your eyes simply notice the issue that we stuck to our guns without promoting the pistol