Recent content by Mr. Mortiss

How has Green Green not made this list? This one is stupid, so stupid, it's about an all girls school going to the forest to visit an all boys school for a week, there's only one good character in it and he only gets like three lines worth of screen time. The rest of it is perverted morons and...

Ohh boy, where to start: -Tailgating would be punished by impound of the vehicle and a bullet into the knee of the driver's choice, same law applies to driving 20 below the speed limit without justifiable cause. -Children under the age of 14 (18 if said child has proven to be exceptionally...

Okay, so I'm a big fan of Frank Herbert's Dune series and I've read the original six books that he wrote multiple times; and I've recently come into position of most of his other works. Now, I love the work he did and I'm quite fond of his writing style, so I was fairly disappointed when I...

Where can I find the cheat codes for life?

Male, boxer briefs, but I go commando when in a kilt or when my pants don't have a zipper.

Russian caravan tea, good smokey aroma and it's essentially a blend of all my favorite teas, keemun and lapsang souchong, and oolong.

As do I.

I enjoy the taste of what I drink, hence why I drink it. As for people that don't drink, that's okay with me, it only starts to get to me if a non-drinker looks down on me as if they're better than me. Thankfully I've only ever known one person like this.

Ummm... Jello Biafra ran for president of the United States at some point.

Painkiller and red rover... or maybe any other game.

Code Geass came close, the end of one of Black Lagoon's story arcs also came pretty close, but still no cigar. Episode eight of Witch Hunter Robin actually succeeded, but again still not the end of the series. I have read one manga in which the ending brought on the water works, Akumetsu. And...

At first I thought that the newest adaptation of Dune in production had been shut down.

Fly out to New York city, then smoke my hookah non-stop while I'm awake. Then on the day I would die, I would stand at the top of the Empire State building so that I'd fall off the edge when I die, then my body would hopefully either land in the the giant vat of green jello at the bottom or...

My dad used to be called "Tank" while he was in the air force. I've pick up two nicknames: "Trench Foot" since I actually had the early stages of it once, and "Boom" since I have a knack for explosive ordnance in games... that and I'm a bit of a pyro.

I tended to stand up to my bullies when I was a kid, so I've been in a few scrapes myself, but they tended to end in draws. The ones that I ended up winning weren't until I got older, and they tended to end up with me pretty bloodied and the other guy would turn out to have a glass jaw and go...