Recent content by Mr pokey lope

My younger brother is one of those people who pretend that the controller is a steering wheel when playing driving games. While taking a hard corner in NFS he yanked it out of its crappy vertical stand by the controller cable and smashed up the disk drive against the floor. After 6 years I still...

I've eaten many things that have expired well over a year ago. Tinned, dried, frozen, vacuum packed, salted and UHT products pretty much never go off. The only problem is, things that manage to make it that long without being eaten are always disgusting to begin with. I've a five year old...

The graphics and the controllers of the PS3 and Xbox 360 are already great IMO. I just don't see what else they can add other than pointless gimmicks that will actively make the consoles worse. There's not much to go on yet and hopefully I will be surprised and there will be real innovation, but...

Ico, shadow of the colosus (got the HD collection for crimbo), Beyond good and evil. And I'm starting a 5th play through of XCOM: EU.

There is no such thing as left over bacon... or too many olives. The best is cold haggis and gravy.

I did play it. But it was a pre owned copy, so I guess I deserved the pencil thing.