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    Escape to the Movies: Star Trek: Into Darkness

    To MovieBob, I know you probably don't read these, nor do you care, but I just want to send my deepest sympathies toward you because you lost a good chunk of your credibility as a critic with this one. now, for the record: NO, I am not a Trekkie NO, I am not a J.J. Abrams fan. NO, I do not...
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    Escape to the Movies: Star Trek: Into Darkness

    Shakespeare was and is known as the greatest author of the English speaking era, and the south park writing continues to be a mast-head for it's own style of comedy. Both used anti-Semitic prose and situations to further extend a plot, reveal character, or provide conflict. you, on the other...
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    "I Really Want To Play Iron Man," Says Jackie Chan

    well, I don't think it's a matter people not wanting to see Jackie Chan as that kind of hero, I think it may just be a matter of his fighting style not matching that kind of character. After all, Iron Man (for instance) wouldn't look good if he moved the way Jackie Chan does, IE: lighting...
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    Poll: If you could learn another language, which would you pick?

    I want to learn to speak Braille...
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2012: King Kong

    Dear MovieBob, Thank you for not praising this film, which is one of the worst films I've ever seen and could possibly be one of the worst movies in history overall. I was afraid when I clicked on to watch this week's Big Picture that you were going to give it enough credit to boil down to...
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    What is your state's/country's embarrassing stereotype?

    America I don't have a joke about it. That in and of itself is depressing to me.
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    Advice From A Fanboy: Mortal Kombat

    Bob I don't know the moderation to which you huff glue because sometimes you are dead-on-balls accurate with your reviews and musing and sometimes your options are so misguided it's laughable. for the first time you actually managed to do both of those things in one review. I have also...
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    This shit has to stop.

    it's so ironic that they mistakenly use the word "man" in those things which they call "clothes", apparently forgetting that any male who wears that shit is officially no longer a man. god I hate this species.
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    Well I just broke up my 11 month relationship

    I feel like I should be taking notes on everyone's posts and compile them into some pre-adolescent teen drama novel targeted towards overly exposed girls.
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    How would you deal with the rise of the apes?

    I would stand upright
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    Do other countries really think ALL americans are stupid?

    the problem with our country is that while we do a lot of very good things for the world, we also do many more bad things. for example we make up a small percentage of the world's global population, and yet we contribute to almost 85% of global waste. and part of the reason why the world...
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    Can an american explain me their view on their military?

    well, every country should take pride in their military and support them even if they don't support the cause for which they fight. the problem is that the people who are the most outspoken and "gung-ho" about the military in this country are the hicks and idiots who populate the media and...
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    50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IzDbNFDdP4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xle3UpK5bq8 enough said. (i just wish the guy in the second video was less pretentious)
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    50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

    ahh i see. see, I'm american which automatically makes lazy. i didn't read the entire article i only read the list. if i had read the article i'm sure i would have noticed that detail. and yes i whole-heartedly agree that English (I.E. what people in Europe speak) and American (the...
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    50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

    ah ok well i've only ever heard it used in reference to london subway systems