Recent content by MrJohnson

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    my gf is a pothead

    ITT: People who are basing all their knowledge of marijuana off of 40 year old biased and unprofessional studies with doctored results. Have fun believing studies sponsored with a bias in mind by the government, and with results tainted by entirely unrealistic expectations of smokers and their...
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    my gf is a pothead

    As a fairly frequent smoker of 'da magical erb meself, and having family and friends whose lives have been ruined by drugs, ask her to calm the fuck down. Nothing good comes out of smoking that much, and smoking that much just isn't even fun anymore. Trust me, I used to be like that. Get her not...
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    Westboro Baptists Stage Fake Anonymous Threat

    LAWLZ WE'RE VIGILANTE REVOLUTIONARIES LIKE GUY FAWKES! ...are so ignorant of history they don't realize Guy Fawkes is not some unknown revolutionary used as inspiration as V For Vendetta and was trying to install an oppressive Catholic Government in a Britain shifting towards to democracy.
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    Poll: Elvis Presley, Freddie Mercury, Tupac Shakur

    Elvis pioneered shitty whiny country, plenty of black artists played real rock 'n' roll before him. Between Tupac and Freddie though that's a nigh on impossible choice. Edit: On the topic of artists that need to be on this list where is Hendrix! The Beatles! Bob Marley!
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    Eight-Year-Old Girl Blows $1400 on Smurfberries

    I think it's more irresponsible to have a child who has no concept of money at AGE 8! That is ridiculous.
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    Things people would be surprised to know about you.

    I am terrified of escalators and crabs. Crabs are like tiny armored multi legged Cthuloid monsters, and I have no idea why I ams cared of escalators. I have a social anxiety disorder. That even as a stoner/not trying hard kid in school I had more job experience and realistic plans and...
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    Is Dragon Age the most Gay Friendly Game?

    And yet every gay relationship seems hollow and stupid. Plus stereotypic gay man in form of a FUCKING ELF was so offensive and terrible it turned me off of the game.
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    Molyneux's Unfocused Innovation

    I like artistically driven Triple A games (Just Cause 2 and Arkham Asylum lulwut?) Neither are bad, but neither are exactly artistic, even Arkham Asylum since it's just a good superhero game. Also, name more then 10 artistically driven Triple A games. No Tim Schafer, he admitted himself he's...
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    Poll: What drugs have you taken?

    Forgot narcotics of all kinds, and limited to one choice? I've done: Marijuana Vicodin Alcohol Tobacco (Cigars are classy)
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    Poll: Teen Shot dead after attempting to mug man

    OH NO! PEOPLE ARE BLAMING THE PERSON WHO CARRIED A GUN AROUND AND USED IT TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER TWO PEOPLE THE FIRST TIME HE HAD A REASONABLE DEFENSE! Holy shit. I remember why people think of nerds as the sweat sociopaths taint of society. For fucks sake.
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    Elder Scrolls V Similar to Mega Man With Dragons

    Well, the real name for it in the lore is Thu'um.
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    How Do You Assassinate?

    Taking em down CQB with a shotgun and revolver. In fantasy games/medieval I go with a bow and dagger. Maybe an axe if I'm feeling brutal. I blow down the doors to my targets place of residence. As one of the guard comes around the corner to see what just happened, a slug catches him right in...
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    287: Second-Hand Elf

    I think people forget how culture develops in all cultures.
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    FBI Raids Texas Company in Hunt for Anonymous

    Oh man! I forgot that committing an illegal act through the internet is a form of political protest. Silly me, why on Earth would the FBI try and trace the people that broke the law in a severe way! They are not fighting for freedom in any way, shape, or form. You pseudo internet...
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    What theoretical technological advancement will you not be able to deal with?

    Yeah, the only way we could transport matter like that is by creating an exact copy. It would just be a clone, rather then your actual self.