Recent content by MrJoyless

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    Great Trailers for Terrible/Not So Great Games

    Hellgate London... *drops mic*
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    Watch: Halo 5's Opening Cinematic

    The spartan 2 and 3 program members made things like that cut scene happen frequently in the books. Hell in Halo 1 you, a single spartan 2, literally dismantle the whole invasion command structure with little assistance outside of transportation. In the books the original Spartans were amazing...
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    Evolve Dev: "I Don't Like People Thinking We're Doing Dirty, Underhanded S***"

    "There are way too many ideas we cannot fit into the box, Budget-wise, time-wise, there's too much cool shit for us to leave it laying there and never do anything with it. But we wanted to be good about it as consumers." Is that why your DLC was being sold before you even announced the...
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    The Big Picture: The Terrible Twenty Films of 2014 Part 1

    I came here to say the EXACT same thing, Interstellar was a great movie. He better put the damn Hobbit movie on here if he is actually being honest...ugh that movie sucked.
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    The Big Picture: Dinosaur Exodus

    Wait...did he just take a shot at Neil Degrasse Tyson?? How dare you sir!
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    Escape to the Movies: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - There and Back Again

    Wow...just wow. So Amazing Spiderman is horrible because it goes off source and does silly things some times to the determent of the story, and that's bad. But, the Hobbit goes off source and does silly things that are huge, dumb, amazingly annoying negatives to the story, and that's...
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    Movies/TV series that made you cry?

    Few things have made me 100% lose it. Big Fish and Meet Joe Black,the ending, both are just great goddamn movies. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, I'm a dad of two wonderful little girls so a part towards the end hit me pretty damn hard, and by the time the credits were rolling...
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    Formerly Lost Tim Burton Hansel and Gretel Film Can Now be Seen in Its Entirety

    Jesus, that scared the shit out of me. Some of it is just strange, I like it. It's utter madness. Dat gingerbread man...
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    Escape to the Movies: You Are Wrong About Spider-Man 3

    Wait...what??? Venom is the ultimate jilted lover, Eddie/Venom HATE Spiderman to the point where Eddie/Venom almost ends up sacrificing his (ex?)wife so he can try and kill Spiderman. I love characters whose motivation is utter savage uncompromising revenge, and man does Venom want their...
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    Zero Punctuation: FTL: Faster Than Light - Exploding Spaceships

    My buddies and I write a captain's log every so often for our FTL voyages. In the beginning there was much burning to death, suffocating, getting blasted by hails of missiles. But, as we went on our voyages turned into really fun stories of hardship, sacrifice, and Kevin always getting killed...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - The Movie That Broke MovieBob

    I watched this review just to see how far Bob would take his hate for ASM. He hated the first movie with such passion I honestly wondered what movie he watched. I am, just like Bob, a massive Spiderman fan. My first comic book ever was Amazing Spiderman 294 all the way back in 1987. I just...
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    Trailers: The Evil Within "It Will Live" Gameplay Trailer

    This game, if it works properly, might be an great successor to other famous survival horror games like Deadspace, Resident Evil (the early ones) and Silent Hill. I'm excited to see how it turns out.
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    Jimquisition: Who "Won" The Next-Gen Launch?

    LOL, #1 yes, #2 no (unless you are just trying to beat consoles and not make a budget gaming rig, which are too close to console prices to matter) and #3 no (since when did towers plus screens plus keyboard plus desk to put the damn thing on take up less space than my xbox that goes in the...
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    Update: Open Source Android Console Fully Funded with $1 Million

    A few questions since this seems a bit too good to be true. 1 - What is the actual power behind the system, is it on the same level as a PS3? 360? or sigh...Wii? 2 - How will they deal with the very high likelihood of getting sued like crazy for every little thing that could infringe on...
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    Escape to the Movies: Untangling Spider-Man

    You sir have obviously done more digging than most of the "hardcore" spider man fans (*cough Bob), this post made me smile. Thank you for making me not feel like a traitor to spider man for actually liking this movie...