Recent content by MurderousToaster

I remember having this discussion roughly four years ago. Funny how that happens.

I actually preferred MP3's story to the previous games. The first game's plot would have been stronger if it didn't have the horrific habit of introducing characters and then having them die as soon as they speak about three lines, and the second game's story was sort of skewed by its constant...

I was wondering if anyone here played this game and could give me some advice on fixing performance problems. The game is, for one, running on a terribly badly-coded engine, and I was well aware that performance wasn't going to be good at all, but this is unplayable, and I must be missing...

Mrs Podhradsky, well done. I can see that university education is working wonders. You just figured out how a hard drive works. At this rate, she'll have RAM figured out by this time next year.

Relic are one of my favourite developers, Space Marine included. Now I just need to cover my ears, rock back and forth and pretend Soulstorm didn't happen.

Not only does it have three endings, but

I can understand why some people might be annoyed about this, but you have to look at it this way. The scroll of resurrection isn't a "give a random person the game" button. These things can only be given to someone who has paid for, bought and played the game before. Essentially, what this...

When I saw this, the first thing I thought of was Talkie the Toaster from Red Dwarf.

I'm participating because I just don't have any money, and I already owe my friend money. I would vastly prefer to not be participating, as this would mean I actually have money.

I hate to say it, but if you say that Fable 2 and 3 are some of the worst games of all time, you must have the most padded-cell gaming life I've ever seen. Do you just buy games with over 90 Metacritic ratings or something? I've played (and enjoyed) far worse games than Fable 2 and 3.

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of posting Deus Ex jokes, but I've got nerves of steel.

Fucking spiders, man. All of the spiders near where I live are totally harmless, but I swear to god I refuse to go into a room with one in it without some sort of long object to smash them with. I slept with a long bread knife under my pillow for a few weeks after seeing literally two...

I heard Michael McConnohie's voice in there a few times. I hope he gets to laugh. That man's incredibly sexy voice was one of the reasons I watched Code Geass's English dub. As well as, you know, the millions and millions of other things he's been in. He was my favourite thing about Crackdown.

I have no arms to dunk this b-ball with.

They were pretty much announced about a week after I bought my Razer Megalodon headset for about 150 euros. It's weird, the Tiamat is being advertised as their first 7.1 gaming headset, but the Megalodon is 7.1 and if it's not for gaming I can't imagine what else it's for. I suppose it's...