Recent content by Murphy Williams

  1. Murphy Williams

    Foods you hate/don't enjoy

    olives most pickled veggies and goat nipples. never get conned into eating goat nipples.
  2. Murphy Williams

    Skyrim: What did you roll ?

    A wood elf - mostly archery and some two-handed...
  3. Murphy Williams

    Bad Jokes

    A Chinese couple gets married. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting...