Recent content by MURPHYCHACHO

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    Microsoft Confirms Closure of Lionhead Studios

    This takes me back to the old days of playing Black and White on my parents' PC. Goodnight, sweet prince.
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    EA Turns Its Back on Single-Player Games

    Ok, this next song is for EA. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
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    So IGN decided to ask "why do people hate EA"

    Ha ha ha. Oh IGN. You still think people take you seriously. That's just cute.
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    Bad guys really do get the most girls.

    Heartless Bitches needs to be quoted a lot more in these kinds of arguments. You know why us girls sometimes date assholes? Because said assholes actually showed interest in us and asked us out instead of offering us friendship under false pretenses and gazing at us from afar while expecting...
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    Girls on xbox live.

    Me and my best friend are both girls and we're constantly getting kicked off teams on L4D because we're better players than all the guys. Though I did once make one of those prepubescent 12 year old dipshits cry with the perfect application of insults, so that's nice.
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    Why all the Zynga hate?

    I don't hate Zynga because of the hardcore vs casual gaming thing. I really couldn't care less about all that. I hate them for their blatantly ripping off other casual game developers like Playfish.
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    15 year old kills 9 year old neighbor, charged as adult

    Worse has happened. Look up the case of Sarah Kruzan. She's serving a sentence of life without the possibility of parole for killing her pimp when she was sixteen, after the man had raped her and forced her into prostitution for three years. She's twenty-nine now, still wrongly imprisoned, and...
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    The last man/woman on Earth

    Dance naked in a church with Edwin Starr's son 'War' playing over the speakers.
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    Deserved to get raped?

    You have more patience than me. I would have throttled those girls and to hell with the consequences. Both of my best friends are rape survivors, so that kind of shit makes my blood boil. Typical victim blaming bullshit.
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    What would you do with a clone of yourself?

    Well, first I'd make her play second player on RE5 with me because the AI in that game is shit. And then, of course, the makeouts.
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    Rumor: Bethesda to buy Valve?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, oh, man, this idea is too funny for words. Oh man... ...Wait. You mean you're serious? Well, shit.
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    Games You Wish had been Good?

    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the Fable series yet.
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    Left 4 Dead 2 Ban Surprised, Saddened Valve

    I wonder if this will be what causes Yahtzee to finally snap.
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    Ever bought a game you never heard of and end up with a new favourite game

    You're not alone. My brother and I both love that game.
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    Resident Evil Flicks Headed For A Reboot

    I want the original idea for a Resident Evil movie to come to fruitation; the one where the script was written by George motherfucking Romero and it was actually set in the mansion from the first game. Oh yeah, AND INSTEAD OF A STUPID MARY SUE CHARACTER CALLED ALICE WHO WAS DESIGNED TO LOOK...