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    Dungeon Fighter returns to the west!

    ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME. I more or less had a blast with DFO. I had every awakened class available in the North American version before its untimely demise. That was 32 characters! (needed two accounts for that...) Yeah, that shows I played it a LOT. I guess my favorite character class was...
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    Unskippable: Assassin's Creed Unity - Who Are the Bad Guys Again?

    Hasn't this game been mocked enough already? Anyway, see you next week for part 2.
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    Unskippable: Alien: Isolation - Facehugger Only Wants to Feel Loved

    Yeah, I understand the game is set (I think) 15 years after the first film. So it makes sense that the game would have the same tech the movie did. However, show this game to someone who knows nothing of the Alien franchise... When that person wonders why there are computers we'd consider...
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    Unskippable: Alien: Isolation - Facehugger Only Wants to Feel Loved

    That's right, there were no widescreens in 1979, so there'll be no widescreens 100+ years from now. ... Wait, wut?
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    Valve Tightens Its Early Access Rules

    Well, I guess Valve hasn't really put those guidelines into effect yet. -_- UPDATE: At least the developer WASN'T being a total fuckhead about it. http://steamcommunity.com/games/282960/announcements/detail/163582966674738934
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    Valve Tightens Its Early Access Rules

    That's basically what Jim Sterling says about Early Access on his YouTube channel. Well, maybe these "guidelines" will result in more frequent not-shit games from his Early Access Squirt series. I mean, they shouldn't be much worse than... (ugh, forgive me for saying this) Grass Simulator...
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    Hard Drive By

    (*sees the sign-off*) What the cunting shit did I just watch!? (That said, your "can't even die with grace" note suddenly makes sense)
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    Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 3 - Exercising the Right to Bare Arms

    NO. JUST NO. After of Us, and especially THIS game, Graham and Paul should not have to do three-parters EVER AGAIN. (Jesus fuck, that took me a while to type up...)
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    Jimquisition: Review Embargoes And Why They're Okay Sometimes

    I think that joke was something like this, Jim. Well, one version of it,anyway.
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    L.A. Residents Call 911 Due to Facebook Outage

    (*buries face in hands*) Jesus fuck.... Is there anything left that people won't call 911 for?
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    Zero Punctuation: Transistor - Like Bastion But...

    I wonder if "like Bastion but" was an intentional reference to the "like God of War but" stamp? EDIT: Also, that impburger has got to be the absolute worst goddamn motherfucking burger in existence... ...well, except for maybe the Trekking Burger.
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    Jimquisition: Corrupt, Censoring, Suicidal Indie Devs

    Well, from that Steam screenshot, someone on Steam certainly thought that. But anyway, it's spelled Kobra Studios, with a K. Kobra was a Mortal Kombat: Deception character. Which leads me to bring up this (a good metaphor for Kobra Studios, I think):
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    Where are all the female antagonists?

    What, no mention of Catalina, the big bad from Grand Theft Auto III?
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    Earlier Access

    Bessie probably has mad cow disease anyway. Right?
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    LoadingReadyRun: Self Driving Car

    So that must explain the Skynet tag.... o_O