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'Twas a dreary afternoon and I had opened my laptop. I have the Escapist as my homepage, so every time I went online I visited here by default. The day was filled with mental and physical stress and this was relaxing time. During my usual escapist session i found myself wishing I was a member...

Literally no one I've ever known has heard of this game. For a gritty FPS it really had me invested. I shall spend the rest of my existence waiting for the very necessary sequel. EXTRA: This game taught us that "Blast" was a curse word.

shift.. and imagine the assault rifle when mowwing down mobs

POST OUT OF HONOR: Original post by Baron_BJ I'll let the masses judge this here response.

I belive its called a "Smart Car".

Agreed. Plus if I were to be immortal my mind would be destroyed anyways due to the amount of time alive and the increasing number of jag-offs in the universe.

In recent game reviews, adverts, and previews the relic component known as splitscreen multiplayer has scarcely been mentioned. We all know why and for all who don't: you don't deserve to read these words (or even be on this site) Logically, splitscreen will ever disappear, but if in the...

I too am unhappy due to the critic community as a whole ignoring non-network nulitplayer. What happens when servers go down and you've beaten the campaign/story mode to death thrice ? (because your just that 'talented' [lonely]) I remember being distraught at this fact in the first...

My sentiments exactly. Unless he takes some sort of ironic or sarcastic angle with it.

Ugly people. end of statement

either Nine In the Afternoon by Panic! At the Disco or Experimental Film by They Might Be Giants

That entire game was easy, All you need is 3 basic spells and you can literally defeat anything. Also, you can buy a sword thats better than the sword of aeons in a store! I don't know exactly why I keep on beating it on my spare time. Probably subliminal messages. anyway: I am more...

Yes yes and and an unnecessary third yes.

Similarities are notable. Though I would say that Jake's experience in contact with the aliens differs from Wikus' in that his was more voluntary and he was more accepted. Wikus pretty much had nowhere else to go and only had extended contact with one or two Prawns.

Pokemon.. that is all.