Recent content by NCHammer326

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    The weirdest place on the net

    If by "the consequences" you mean "the chance that someone would read the article, post it on /b/, and have an all-out raid lead to the site being taken down," then no. We had no way of predicting that. We didn't tell people to troll her, we said "this forum is weird" and moved on. Derek...
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    The weirdest place on the net

    I'm the co-author of the article (the Nick half). I wrote all the stuff on the second page. Neither me nor Derek condone the trolling/spam/whatever.
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    Grab the thing to the LEFT of you and defend yourself!

    Lets see how you punks like a taste of the Book of Job, as translated by Stephen Mitchell! GONNA GET BIBLICAL UP IN THIS *****.
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    Poll: To all Cracked.com Readers

    Hey, I'm actually a freelance writer for Cracked ( http://www.cracked.com/members/nchammer326 ) so I feel the need to chime in. A fair amount of the people who post in the comments section for Cracked articles are retarded douchenozzles of a wide variety. I myself have been called a retard...
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    Cracked.com and the Quote for Truth.

    WOOSH. That is the sound of the point flying completely over your head. He's not saying that it means everyone is pissed, he's saying that when people go "WAAAH NOT ENOUGH PIXELS WAAAH," it makes non-retarded gamers embarrassed to be associated with these people. Yes, because RPGs have...
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2

    I totally agree about the whole "mainstream" aspect. Good review.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Year in Review - 2008

    Nice of them to give Yahtzee some time off for the holidays, he deserves it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

    I just saw the gamedamage trailer. Did I just see Yahtzee with a chainsaw? If yes, then I feel the need to quote Roger Daltrey: "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour

    Yeahtzee may get his wish of getting some "Sgt. Pepper". They're planning a rock band game themed around the beatles for next year. yay.
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    The part where you clapped actually woke me up. XD Towards the end of the vid I thought "maybe I shouldn't get too excited about the new Watchmen movie just from watching the trailer", but then you shared my enthusiasm; thus making my day. :)