Recent content by neojam

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    Dragon Age II Review

    Ehm, that hack'n'slash game with a few basic RPG elements "A pinnacle of role-playing games"!!? LoL, sorry but i'm lost for words...just as you just lost all the credibility that you had left as a reviewer. How many real RPGs did you actually play if any at all?
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    Review: Alan Wake

    5/5 stars? I must have been playing a different game then...Or the reviewer didn't play many other games :/ AW is an OK game, but hardly anything exceptional srory-/graphic-/whatever-wise, i would give it a firm 3.5/5, especially considering how long it was in development.. Quite a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mirror's Edge

    The parkour moves were actually not bad, but in general this games pretty much sucked balls. The whole thing felt more like a tech demo/proof of concept, than a proper game... a very expensive tech demo :/ Anyway, i hope your next review will be Left4Dead. The game received very good scores...
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    Zero Punctuation: XBLA Double Bill

    I felt the same way about BC:R...No idea why they've decided to remake the game, but keep those outdated&retarded control mechanics.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Yay,ive played Witcher like for 15 hours, before i've finally gave up (or once i got tired of 3d boobies that is)... Anyways, fully agree with your ranting and the Painkiller part was hilarious. p.s. In euro version of the witcher those cards & few other things are uncensored.
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    I as well think that SH games are dead now... I understood it right after i've heard that the series will be taken over by those western developers, Climax and The Collective. First, if you look at their prior games, youll see that most of those games are mediocre at best (except the few...
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    Zero Punctuation: Psychonauts

    I frigg'n loved this game back then! It had a slow start, but then it was like a gangbang of fresh, original ideas and memorable characters.
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed

    Heh, that would be interesting ^^ I mean they have fired their reviewer for "not appropriate tone" in his video review: So it would be interesting to see the Yahtzee's version.
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    Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue

    Valve gets +5 points in my book for inviting you over. Its surely was a nice thing to do. (even if it has "marketing" written all over it, they're doing it the right way.)
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    Zero Punctuation: F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

    Funny and original as always mate, thanks for making my day! ps Cant wait for the next week...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    Yep, totally agree with the (finally honest halo3) review. Imho, HALO series = most overrated & overhyped game series ever. The only reason why halo got rated so high is becouse all those simpleminded "console only" guys have never played a decent fps shooter on PC. Otherwise they would have...
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    Zero Punctuation: Manhunt

    Haha! As always original as hell, keep 'em comming Yahtzee! Btw, have you played Overlord? If not, give it a try! Would love to see a review ^^