Recent content by nerdsamwich

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    The Dumbest Dungeons & Dragons Monsters Ever (And How To Use Them)

    I always thought it would be cool to play a character who had developed a symbiotic relationship with a Raggamoffyn, feeding it small animals and the occasional Hat of Disguise in return for its service as magical armor. They're even intelligent enough to use some interesting tactics, like...
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    Awkward Male/Female Questions

    Unfortunately, every woman we've ever met has told us that same thing, and not one of them meant it.
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    Does free will exist?

    But--- if we have, in fact, no free will, then we must inevitably punish wrongdoing, as we have no choice in the matter. Do I choose to believe in the reality of choice, or am I forced to by Destiny? Or chemistry, or momentum, call it what you will. If free will exists, then I choose to believe...
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    Can there be a gay character in a children's show?

    Bert and Ernie are puppets. They do not have a sexual orientation, being made of foam rubber. Reminds me of a similar situation with Spongebob, who is a goddamn sponge. Sponges don't have sexual differentiation, so how the hell could SB possibly be gay?
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    Simple: what's your favourite live album?

    I'd have to say either Dropkick Murphys' Live at the St. Patrick's Day Parade or Barenaked Ladies' Rock Spectacle. Both wonderful albums, period, and amazing for live stuff.
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    Inside the Sick Mind of a School Shooter Mod

    Okay, I have nothing to say on the content of the interview, as everything I might possibly have to say on the matter has already been mentioned by this point, but I did notice one of my personal pet peeves rearing its ugly head throughout: misplaced apostrophes. Every instance where the correct...
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    You have unlimited money. What car do you buy?

    Curses! DP'ed by the comment system.
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    You have unlimited money. What car do you buy?

    I'd build a house I never had to leave. Because it would be a self-sustaining fortress. In a zeppelin.
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    You have unlimited money. What car do you buy?

    I'd build a house I never had to leave. Because it would be a self-sustaining fortress. In a zeppelin.
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    Poll: Should dueling be legal?

    Many of the unfavorable posts seem to assume that legalized dueling would necessarily involve shoot-outs in the street. Why not in an enclosed room, with a low-caliber, high-velocity round from a single-shot pistol? After every shot, the proctor(yes, formal duelling comes with a referee) has to...
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    Stupidest thing to ever be banned?

    Go to your local Wal-Mart and take a good look around. Then you tell me what's wrong with public nudity.
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    Recommend me a webcomic

    This guy forgot his irony font, btw. Gonna give another vote to Doc McNinja and 8-bit Theater. Others of note include Least I Could Do (from the team behind LFG!), Menage A Three (often a bit NSFW), Flaky Pastry, Eerie Cuties, Weregeek, Treading Ground (kinda like Clerks, but more amusing)...
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    Cheat codes you will always remember.

    Hold down c, t, and the spacebar. +50 internets to whoever can tell me where that came from. And the funniest one ever was entering "IDKFA" into Mechwarrior 2. The computer voice said, "This is not Doom." And then your Mech exploded.
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    Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

    Unless my name is Fighter, I think I'm done for.
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    The most extraordinary case of ignorance you have witnessed

    I once saw a letter to the editor in a local newspaper wherein the writer claimed that the solar system couldn't possibly be several billion years old because the sun is made of fire, and that as a fire burns, it gets smaller. Therefore, the solar system couldn't be more than a few thousand...