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I can see it now: The Vatican: Battle of the Three Popes. It could just be a Monty Python style farce about the pope of Avignon.

I've been kicking around an idea for "disposable MMO's" that run for 3-5 years before shutting down in favor of the sequel. Everything your character had is transferred over to the sequel (including trophies, hats, etc). These MMO's would be full fledged on par with WoW in terms of scale. In...

There are some women I only want to be friends with that are actually quite physically attractive. I'd have sex with her if she wasn't her. Some of my female friends are extremely attractive. I'd have sex with them if they weren't... them. Don't get me wrong, they have great personalities...

I work at a convenience store, and a customer came up with a large cup of water from the fountain machine and inquired if we had any bottled water (which is tucked away in a separate cooler from our soft drinks). I pointed him to the cooler, and he said he would just take the water he had. So...

I would find it more funny if it weren't for the fact that Larry waits for all the applauds and laughter to end before he keeps talking. On the Daily Show and Colbert Report, they had better control over the audience, I think. It comes off as almost smug how he waits. Eh. Otherwise, the actual...

The best way to describe it is that Cracker Barrel is a cafeteria for old people. Everything is precooked besides certain breakfast meats, eggs and pancakes, and then those are so thin that they take only about a minute to cook. Everything is made from scratch, though. In a factory. Then frozen.

*sigh* I'm a male. Here is my understanding of sexism: Doing anything because of someone else's gender. Hold the door open because it's ANOTHER PERSON. Not because it's a woman. Not being sexist is really easy. Just don't do anything because of another persons gender. Geez.

Dude no seriously. Letters to Juliet. It's a romcom that shows that sometimes people are in love but just don't click together as much as they thought they did. (Usual affair of falling in love with someone you meet within a week though)

I would say on the radio: Vance Joy - Riptide. My personal favorite right now is Underneath Ground by the Gaslight Anthem

I think I have a rather unique experience with this. I once was parking with an ex girlfriend at the time a couple of years ago and wound up getting caught by the fuzz. Me and the ex got dressed and I rolled the window down for Mr Fuzz and was very polite throughout the whole incident. He...

The following conversation would take place: "Listen here you little shit (aside: ALL of the conversations with my child will start like this), I love you, even if you want to experience different chemical reactions and conform to an opposite set of roles and expectations set forth by...

I severely dislike you. I didn't know what trypophobia was so I googled it. Anything ending in "-phobia" should not, i repeat, should NOT have god damn image results. *shudders*

Here in Tennessee, it's mandated that every roll HAS to pay out 130 dollars. So, this is SORTA the case, in that a roll can pay out between 130 and the top prize for the game. You can, with some degree of accuracy, predict tickets based on what has already won, or towards the end of the roll...

In Tennessee, each roll is worth 300 dollars (so a roll of five dollar tickets will have 60 tickets). Each roll HAS to pay out at least 130 dollars. Statistically, you should win more on higher value tickets. (As in, you will win more often, not necessarily more money) I'm a gas station...

Beyond bad parenting or some other factor. All children I have come in contact with are beyond sweet and have not a hateful bone in there body. The love animals, each other, and while they do fight it's usually resolved by explaining how you shouldn't hit each other over (insert object of...