Recent content by Nokturos

Lego finds a way.

9656 km? Might wanna check your math, buddy.

Gaming is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy.

Pretty interesting and refreshing to see a movie about sentient robots that doesn't take the "THE INFERIOR MEATBAGS MUST DIE! WE ARE INEXPLICABLY EVIL!"-route.

That's pretty cool. He can warm up for Perry Gatner.

You don't like pandering horse shit? Well, fuck you!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment "With this power the user becomes their own omnipotence, the supreme being and the source of everything. The user of this ability is the true master and wielder of any and every other power that is deemed omnipotent." I win.

That's fucking ridiculous. The only person responsible for that guy getting lung cancer was himself. I hope she'll have to pay it all back, and then some.

Beating up +10 thugs simultaneously in a series of perfectly executed and unnecessarily acrobatic kicks and punches, while never taking a single hit. I still beat them up, of course, but it looked much better when Batman did it.

And this is why 12-year-olds shouldn't be allowed to use youtube.

You have no legal right to demand someone not film you when you are in a public place. I'm surprised the police even took her call seriously, given that she is reporting something that isn't actually illegal. The fact that she assaulted a minor while waiting for the cops is hilariously stupid...

I guess the Lion King will be next. No CGI, just humans in lion make-up crawling on all fours and roaring.

Teleportation is the only one of those that would be sort of useful without complementary powers. Flying is fun and all, but you'd break your legs trying to land, and the air resistance would probably be a huge problem at high speeds. Super speed has the same problem with air resistance, except...

All you need to stop Godzilla is to understand the square-cube law.

Bit late for that. Most of the people who were gonna buy it already bought it for Xbox 360 or PS3.