Recent content by nolongerhere

Man, Commando was good in the same way that Megashark vs Giant Octopus is good. There were plenty of good action movies in the 80's. There are plenty now. Stop being old. You're stinking up the joint with your old man smell.

What more needs to be said? It's a pretty good way to start a week.

God, I love these forums sometimes. So many people talking about how they just fling out slurs left and right because they're just 2 EDGY 4 U!!!!! Also, all the people saying The Onion shouldn't have apologized are infringing on The Onion's right to free speech.

I am invisible so long as I maintain this erection.

Why do we assume that they're not also suffering from PTSD? They've experienced the exact same horror that Walker has. Both suffer from personality changes, and both become more violent, much like Walker. I'd guess they're suffering in a very similar way to Walker. I'd say that share culpability.

They're not exactly in a good place after the gate. They're probably just as desperate as Walker to shift the blame for what they've done onto someone else, and Walker's presenting them with that opportunity. They're war criminals, and they can't go back if they're responsible for what happened...

Wear a purse if you want to. Maybe the people around you will mock you. If they're being complete assholes, then just dick-whip them with your purse and peace the fuck out of there.

20 duck-sized horses. I could pick one up, and use it to bludgeon its own kind, which would be beautiful. Would you rather have eyelashes for teeth, or teeth for eyelashes?

Fake Geek Girls are a dangerous breed that must always be watched lest they strike when we let our defences down. [http://www.themarysue.com/jemma-salume-geek-girls/] Seriously, why is this a problem for people that others are trying to get involved in geek culture. The only reason I can...

Jesus, was there a joke somewhere? Is this guy's earliest memory of his mother trying to sacrifice him to The Great Horned One, because I'm pretty sure that that'll do that to your sense of humour. As to whether he should be fired, the obvious answer is yes. You shouldn't hire a man as a...

I really don't think we have time for a full list, so I'll just stick in some ones I haven't seen yet. Jesse Williams Dat face, dem eyes, dat brooding! *Swoon* Jesus Navas (He's a professional football player, so that counts as a celebrity!) This is almost all about dem eyes...

I'm flattered that I get to be used as a textbook example of anything other than excessive drinking and bad dancing. I'm also quite pleased that this thread seems to have been mostly clear of the kind of misogyny you'd expect to see in such a thing. So that's two wins today.

Yep, I'm sure this isn't some bullshit self-congratulatory fantasy about how the only reason you can't get a date is because you're just too good a person. This definitely happened. Women don't like attractive people, confident people, funny people, and they definitely don't ever just want to...

Oh shit. That explains everything. These girls have spent there entire life being groped by invisible monsters, and that why they all look dead inside. Oh god, the backstory for this game is just fucking horrifying.

There are a number of reasons for me not liking EA, but I ain't gonna deny that they're doing a good thing here. Maybe not for some lovely, kind reasons, but it's still a good thing. But is no-one else finding the idea of the Xbox Live team being at this just hilarious. Because it's tickling me...