Recent content by nought_0

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    BioShock 2 DRM Explained

    Bugger all that. If they (2k) are going to piss about like that again with DRM, I'm just going to wait a week or two and find the enevitable cracked version with all that useless crap stripped right out of it. If it turns out to be a good game, I'll then go buy the PC/DVD to keep as a backup.
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    Anti-social and gamers

    I only read the Escapist forums to keep my hatred sharp.
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    "Why Are You So Anti-social?"

    Because there is not a single person amoung you who would not happily see me ground into mincemeat if you thought you could sell the offal for a profit.
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    Weapons You Would Like To See More Of In Games

    More chainswords. Definitely more Chainswords.
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    Valve Guy Says British Gamers Need to Speak Up

    Answer me this, America: Is everyone in the 'States who joins the Ku Klux Klan or the ANP automatically issued an XBOX Live account along with the Clan robes and cross-burning kit? AND IT ISN'T JUST THE YOUNGSTERS.
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    Insults without swears

    Come to think of it, the only time I ever got someone in TF2 to rage quit was by telling them "You have no honour."
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    Insults without swears

    Bite me, you pee-drinkers.
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    Insults without swears

    You're not fit to scrub the floors of the brothel your mother birthed you in.
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    Blocking a mind reader with a song/image

    Eight, sir; seven, sir; Six, sir; five, sir; Four, sir; three, sir; Two, sir; one! Tenser, said the Tensor. Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, And dissension have begun.
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    What have you learned from video games?

    If you're about to go through a difficult test or interview, just press F5, then if it goes badly, press F9 and you can try again.
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    Books or Authors You LOVE

    William S Burroughs. Nothing like him had ever been on Earth before.
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    Íf you could ask god a question. . .

    "Do you know I exist?"
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    David Carradine Found Dead

    R.I.P David Carradine. You finally saw the grasshopper at your feet.
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    Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

    Well, if the gist is that 3DRealms can just stick it up their arses and fuck off while they're doing it, then I'm in full agreement.
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

    I love RTS games, but one of the best decsriptions of them I ever heard was: "You command by drawing a box with the left mouse button, then conquer by clicking the right mouse button." Mind you, most FPS games boil down to "get the target in the centre of the screen and hold down a button until...