Recent content by OmniscientOstrich

I want out of life.

I never knew it was a legal requirement in Ireland to draw your own passport.

Ah, well he used to then, doesn't surprise me as he's terrible with money/taxes and sold quite a few homes he's bought already.

Heh, but really mixed race seems to be the one most socially acceptable to go with and I've never found that one too objectionable.

Probably Bill Bailey, as seen here...doing a thing: On a tangential note Nicolas Cage owns a house here.

Why I-Oh...shit, I wasn't prepared for this. Um, okay, I'll make another Tumblr post clearing things up and uh...if a SWAT team comes by your house later just...just try to ignore it. >.>

I'm so triggered right now, you ableist shitlord! >:O Really though, perhaps someone should also fund research into the similar adverse effects YouTube comments have on your health. I mean if twitter can induce cancer then with YouTube we might well have another black plague on our hands.

Definitely, although depending on the subject this can be largely out of choice. I mean I think on a site filled with young nerds you're going to get less of the I used to be with it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY] response so much as people who've always been disillusioned with...

Made a life size statue of Jason Segel out of birthday candles.

The gritty rebooted incarnation of Dennis the Menace.

Umm...are you stuck? Okay, just stay there, I'll be right back...*runs*

I know he was the one who really assassinated JFK.

Conquered Andorra.

Les Dennis.

Granted...I don't think I need to explain what goes wrong here, right? I wish for a non-counterfeit sum of £100,000,000.