Recent content by onewheeled

I'm pretty sure there are S.T.A.L.K.E.R. benchmarks available for free, so this isn't necessarily a new idea. It would be really nice for this to be widely implemented, though.

Yup, I did. It used to be onewheeled999, the username that I used for EVERYTHING for about six or so years. As of late, I've come to dislike the 999 part of it, thinking it sounded too much like I'm trying to be hardcore, so I cut it. I now use just onewheeled for everything.

"One Thing" is by the same band as "Paralyzer"? The hell?! I've heard both songs countless times, but I never would have made that connection. And I just want to say, this series is awesome, as was the last one.

I just want to point out that you hadn't mentioned anything about Marauders prior to that sentence... Otherwise, great review. I disagree with some things (6 hours for the campaign? Maybe I'm playing it wrong, but I've put like 8 hours in and am only halfway done), but it's well written and...

Sixteen and a half minutes of epic, with more twists and turns than I've ever heard in anything else. Also, the phrase "testicular fortitude".

I'm primarily a bassist, so here's mine, a black Ibanez SR300. It's my first and only bass, but it's probably my favorite that I've played, due to the really thin neck and just curvy feel to it. I don't know quite how to explain it, but it feels a lot less clunky than other basses. I play a...

Session 9. I kept hearing such amazing things about the film, but it was just awful. I couldn't care about the flat, badly-acted characters, and the fact that the first hour of the film was devoted to watching them renovate a building and bicker back and forth a bit didn't help. Once the...

Requiem for a Dream, no question. I'd link you guys to the final scene.. but I just can't. I don't want to put myself through that again, and I definitely don't want to share the misery with everyone else. I'm happy I watched that movie, though. It may have been emotionally draining and...

So perfect. I think I like it even more than the original. And on a completely different note, I can't help but love this. I'm a big fan of the original song, and something about this remix just.. works for me. It shouldn't, but it does.

Check out the Half-Life 2 mod Zombie Master [http://www.zombiemaster.org/]. Players have to work together to complete objectives and survive a zombie onslaught, which is controlled RTS-style by a player that's randomly selected from the group before each game.

I tried to get into coffee, but I just.. can't. Mochas are tasty, though. I'll take tea over coffee any day.

If you've spent any time on unprofessional gaming channels on YouTube, sing along! Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the.. *ting ting*FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!! I can't believe I used to like that...

Ooh! Ooh! Burnout Paradise! That game is amazing, there's so much to do, so many cars, so many places to explore, and the online multiplayer-- ...well, dammit. Burnout Paradise has no local multiplayer out of the box, and even after buying the proper DLC (which is absolutely ridiculously...

...I don't buy games often, alright?