Recent content by OptimisticPessimist

THE ARISTOCRATS!!!

That's lovely, Bioware, truly it is. NOW GIVE ME JADE EMPIRE 2, GOD DAMN YOUR EYES!

Is it wrong that I found that kind of hilarious? Really guys, don't take this stuff so seriously.

That looks fuckin' awesome. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, an open world game where you play as a dragon. Not a guy riding a dragon, or one who turns into a dragon but an actual dragon itself. I'm thinking something RPG style, with robust character creation and maybe a class...

Here's kind of an obscure one.

So, I have a 3-year-old Toshiba laptop that's giving me some trouble. I can turn it on, but the screen stays black most of the time. The screen activated once, but froze almost immediately. I've turned it on and off several times with the same results. Now, I'm not particularly computer-savvy so...

I think your friend is kinda right. Kinda. Now before you all skewer me, hear me out. Racism, in it's most basic form is simply to dislike someone purely on the grounds of race or nationality. And as ignorant as that is, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with it. Don't get me...

A quick Google search provides that all of those characters are female...or are they?

As a pervert, I am offended by this. Also, cowboy up, sweetheart; there's much worse stuff floating around out there.

Getting up at 4:00 in the morning to go to work so old ladies could throw Wii games at my head. It's been a long day.

I think Ymir was a giant, not one of the Aesir. My norse mythology is a bit rusty though. I'll probably go straight tank my first playthrough, and change it up as I go.

"Psst...pssst, hey kid! He's a ghost!"

They're delicious. Ands so are their lefts. Duh-dum tish. Actually, I'm a massive bleeding heart for animals. Doesn't stop me from enjoying a good rack o' ribs now and again.

Honestly, this probably isn't the place to ask. Games aren't exactly great sources of accurate information about any weapons. (what's this you say, katana CAN'T cut through tanks?! Balderdash!) Try signing up and making a thread on myarmoury or the swordbuyersguide forums. The former is...

Don't really have anything to say here. It just seemed right that I contribute something, considering my screen name.