Recent content by ottenni

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    Has anyone else had this dream?

    I cant say the fear of having to punch out a house-fire really plagues my dreams. Giant green exploding penises on the other hand are a real worry.
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    Any pointers on how to get on in life after a difficult breakup?

    Do lots of cocaine Ok thats probably bad advice, sleep with her best friend. Or maybe not. I know, play lots and lots of Skyrim. Its foolproof! If that fails, cocaine.
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    breaking the mold.

    Im a white male from a lower-middle class rural background. CONFORMITY HO!
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    Poll: Who is going to comicon in Australia?

    Hmmmmm tempting. I think ill wait and see what other stuff is going to be happening in Melbourne other than Stan Lee. Not allot of information given on the website, other than Stan Lee. Did i mention Stan Lee?
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    Freedom Fighter or Terrorist

    The difference is in the intended goals and the means used to achieve them (take note however that a person can be both a terrorist and a freedom fighter, the two are different but they can and do overlap). A terrorist aims to influence a group, such as the population of a city or nation...
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    Writing on the wall - A chance to be a part of Escapist history!

    If there is room put my username on there please. Make the font Webdings if you can. Read that! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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    What makes a guy attractive?

    GRATUITOUS GROIN THRUSTING! OHHHH YEAAAHHHH I groin thrust on a regular basis, and im such a sexy beast that i even look good in passport photos. Also beards.
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    So A Teacher At My School Was Just Fired...

    I agree with the school, that skit was terrible. Pontius the Barbarian is much better.
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    Your first job

    I had a job as a farm hand when i was 16. I got paid $20 an hour to set up fences, shear sheep and shoot foxes. It was awesome.
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    Do you have a "bug out" bag?

    I used to have something along those lines in case of bushfires. But I've moved into town now so the threat isn't as serious. Now a disaster just means i have to go into work, so i dont bother with any of that stuff, i do however make sure i have all my work things easily available/in my car.
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    Why do certain kids hate reading?

    Reading involves sitting down. Why sit down when you could be outside running around catching bugs and stuff. At least that's how i remember it from when i was a kid. When i say kid i mean under the age of 12, after that i starting reading allot. Anyway the point is that kids who dont want to...
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    Skyrim DLC Ideas Announced

    They had me at Spears. Just add in throwing weapons and crossbows and im set.
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    Best type of food to stockpile for the apocalypse?

    Get rid of the hexi and get a little gas cooker. You will save so much time, and you wont stink your pit out with hexi. Anyway Ration Packs are the best, i had a NASA ration pack once. It had Ice Cream, it was amazing.
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    Things That Annoy You

    Ducks who perch in trees. Your a DUCK! Your not supposed to sit in trees, get back in your pond! Also raisins when you dont expect them, because they look like mouse poo.
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    Where will Skyrim's inevitable Expansion Pack take place?

    I want to go to Orsinium. Because orcs are made for fighting and winning!. Id like to see how an orcish province would effect the power balance between Thalmor and Empire.