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    Jimquisition: The FarCry Racism Adventure

    I'm joining the Ubisoft did no wrong crowd. Since when does announcing a game by showing the potential cover art necessitate telling the whole story of the game? Oh, right... since never. He doesn't even look caucasian. He looks Singaporean to me... only with dyed hair. Also...
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    Dark Dungeons Jack Chick Film Director: This Is Bigger Than I Dreamed

    Perhaps Mazes and Monsters? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvb3lTiGntA#t=20 I hear it's a far out game...
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    Dark Dungeons Jack Chick Film Director: This Is Bigger Than I Dreamed

    Oh god... I had forgotten how glorious that tract was. "I think it's time that you learn how to really cast spells." Next panel: Mystical robed cult with an altar and pentagram on the floor. The very definition of "that escalated quickly". And Debbie's face in that one panel... it...
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    Feminists, we need to talk about fedoras

    Did you really miss the point of this ENTIRE thread? People who assume the intention, identity, and beliefs of others because of a hat are the only douchebags in this scenario. You're assuming things about the character of all fedora wearers and attacking them because of your assumption...
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    Feminists, we need to talk about fedoras

    Because the two things people who lack confidence need... are mockery and having their character questioned. *slow clap* Bravo, Feminists. Your compassion for the other half of the human race truly knows no bounds. Please do save it. For ever. Just keep it to yourself.
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    OKCupid Asks Firefox Users To Support LGBT Rights, Switch Browsers

    Not even close... and: Care to explain how a certain group being specifically denied legal privileges that another freely enjoys and expects without intervention isn't a rights issue? Get back to me on that.
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    Pachter: PlayStation Now Has "No Prayer" of Success

    How does this guy still have a job? If he's this bad at video game market analysis, I can only imagine how bad he is at anything else he tries to do.
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    Jimquisition: Steam Needs Quality Control

    Um, at no point did I say or even insinuate that Steam was the only game in town. That's your reading, buddy. I know other stores exist. I've bought things from Gamer's Gate and GOG... even direct from publishers. But Steam is its own marketplace and in the context of this discussion, "the...
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    Jimquisition: Steam Needs Quality Control

    Or you could just be an informed consumer, think for more than 30 seconds, and not buy shitty games. Not going to do that? Ok... just blame Steam, the marketplace, instead. Yeesh... no wonder our governments suck. "Let's use government to save us from our own stupidity"... ignoring the...
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    The New York Times Criticizes The Last of Us for Having a Male Protagonist

    Sorry, I'm still not getting why it's important that the genders of game leads matters. I get why female leads don't appear as much... that wasn't my question. The question was: who cares? Why does it matter? Who does it matter to? Does the fact that the PC is male make the game better in...
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    3D Dot Game Heroes isn't talked about much... It's basically a 3D modeled retro throwback Zelda / Dragon Warrior game... It's a good game, but I can't play it for too long because the art design choices make my eyes hurt. Maybe it's just me, but the blocky 3D models on top of modern era...
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    The New York Times Criticizes The Last of Us for Having a Male Protagonist

    Who really cares what the gender of the protagonist is? No, I'm completely serious. Does the fact that the character is the opposite gender from you prevent you from "getting into" the game? I always play female characters in any other RPG where you pick your gender, I loved Mirror's...
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    I'm beginning to hate Valve.

    Jacco, did you already pay for HL2:E3? The DLC for Left 4 Dead? Portal 3? No? Then they don't owe you anything. It's their company and their IP. They can do what they want with them... or nothing at all! In short, yes. Even though I hate the "entitled gamer" thing... you are so...
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    "The Wii U is crap" "awful console" "Nintendo are walking dead"

    I suppose that's the reason why titles like Star Fox 64 and Ocarina of Time weren't ported to the 3DS... Oh wait, yes they were. Need I also remind you that two of the most highly anticipated Wii U games for 2013 are Aliens Colonial Marines (old port) and Wind Waker HD (really, really old...
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    Why do people just ignore road rules?

    Which I mentioned... Maybe you missed it? I have never seen this happen EVER. Given the choice between a soft, squishy cyclist and a hard, rigid automobile and a $1000+ repair bill, drivers prefer to hit cyclists. I do not disagree at all. I really don't know if you thought I was...