Recent content by Pandaman1911

Shit yes, money. I'll buy life support stuff to live longer, I won't have any kids, because I'm gay, and after I'm dead (which will take a decent amount of time, mind you, thanks to the life support stuff) I'll donate whatever's left to charity, because I'm cool like that.

HOW ARE YOU. That's right. It's been years, many years. Over a decade. It became wildly popular, and then slowly decreased in popularity, eventually sinking into the morass of obscurity. But tonight we're bringing it back. Aid me, fellow Escapists. Let this once mighty prince return...

Phwoar. I think they'd have an easier time if they just made the gender slot a little box where you can type in whatever the hell you want, rather than a drop-down box.

Ahh, can you feel it? Just another day on the internet. Dicks everywhere, not a single shred of decency in sight. Oh, and how could I forget the most important ingredient? Drrraaaammmmaaa~!

Ech. What a mess. Well, sometimes when you're going after filthy little bugs that have infested the house, you just have to start tearing the wall down and build it back up later.

Well, what I meant by that was if people just kind of ignored the people complaining, instead of complaining about how much they're complaining, then they'd kind of shut up and go about their lives once they realized nobody cared/was listening to them. Aaaaand now "complaining" doesn't even...

Hmm... can you call something this ham-handed satire or parody? Probably not. Either way it elicited a chuckle, I guess. And if you've got a problem with people complaining about diversity in games, stop complaining about people complaining about diversity in games. I guess I'm not helping...

For some dumb reason, the gun nut in me would like to state that the gun is about 68 calibers long, or an 8 inch L/68 cannon. Because I'm a nerd.

Oh right, I was thinking that this thing was the more recent rover that landed. Or maybe it's the ONLY rover that landed in a while, and I'm just really really really behind the times. And yeah, I just remember saying "a jelly donut?" in my head, 'cuz that's kind of an oddly specific...

A JELLY DONUT?! Is chow allowed on Mars, Private Pyle?! But seriously though, yay rocks. But not yay broken steering actuators, 'cuz that kinda makes things difficult, doesn't it? Oh well.

Sorry, I'm ruined for all other RTS games after 800+ hours in Company of Heroes. The cover system working in tandem with the semi-destructible/deformable environment, the fact that tanks and most armored cars are immune to small arms fire (meaning that a swarm of infantry is rendered useless...

Whoa whoa wait. Laborious XP grinds that a premium account makes faster? Vehicles that are surprisingly resilient, creating gameplay that requires a more tactical approach than one would think? Upgrading various lines of crafts with additions and crew skills? Going entire matches without...

Why don't you type that into Google Image search, mate. I think someone already made it. OT, was chemical castration not a possibility? I'd certainly think that would be easier.

You want surprised? Go watch pretty much any episode with a junior officer in it. Hell, go re-watch all the ones with Lt. Barclay in them. He's about as panicky as it gets for a Starfleet officer. The other guys have seen so much shit that things going wrong or doing bizarre stuff just kind of...

Amazing. No, really, excellent. Truly. I mean, fuck food, clean water, childcare, health insurance, or decent and affordable housing, right? The biggest problem facing US citizens today is a lack of easily accessible high-speed internet! This is a great way to spend taxpayer dollars. Free porn...