Recent content by panzertank83

Did...did you just miss that Zachary's post was satire and totally unironicly agree with it, or am I missing *your* satire?

Dear Strongbad, How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Every fighting game except for the Tekken series (I'm actually good at those). I love the Street Fighters and Marvel Vs Capcoms and Mortal Kombats of the world, but I have always sucked at them. Always.

Two: PS2 and PS3. They were the ones that came out since I've been an adult and could therefore *afford* to buy them at launch.

I used to play Final Fantasy Tactics on my ps2 using the dvd remote. It's one of the best games ever, you can easily sink your whole summer into it, and it's super one hand friendly.

Epic as in "good," or "internet" epic? If it's the latter, I've gotta go with "Sentient 6" by Nevermore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KR5MyHN3g Just listen to that shit! Hilariously earnest yet insanely campy; it's a wonder this song isn't more well known around the internet-at-large...

You totally have the right to criticize it. You have the right to complain, be mad, and encourage others not to buy it; hell, you can even try to get your money back (it won't happen, but you have the right to try). What you don't have is the right to demand that they change it. I'm sorry...

UPDATE! Paul from Ocean Marketting dishes half-hearted, excuse-ridden, apology: Hey Dave, I just wanted to apologize for the way our emails progressed from beginning to end , You caught me on an extremely bad day and I had been dealing with 100?s and hundreds of emails trying to...

Except that Dave was at NO point dickish until the PR guy was a dick first, the turning point is here: "From: Dave To: Ocean Marketing Dec 26, 2011, at 9:47 AM I noticed the updated info on the webpage, and I don?t understand why there is absolutely no benefit given to those like me who...

99.9% of gamers are NOT programmers. Modding should be done with patches MADE BY THE BETHESDA. I believe that if a game is too buggy to enjoy as shipped than it is the publishers responsibility to fix it. Sorry, maybe this is just my old console gamers mentality, but if a game is released that...

YES! Thank you! I never understood why people are angry at Sony for the breech while applauding the hackers. It's like being mad at the cops for not stopping a rape (instead of being mad at the rapist). Hell, they're cheering for the rapist.

VGA doesn't carry sound; use a mini-to-mini stereo audio cable http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Rocketfish%26%23153%3B+Mobile+-+Mini+Stereo+Cable+for+Apple%26%23174%3B+iPhone/8977869.p?id=1218006353930&skuId=8977869&st=mini%20stereo&cp=1&lp=4 to run from the headphone jack (or computer speaker...

Actually, this pissed me right the fuck off. I just bought Killzone 3, and when I went to play online I couldn't because of this shit. I DON'T CARE if you're mad about them removing Linux or suing your buddies. YOU, not Sony, are fucking with MY ability to play the games I fucking bloody well...

That doesn't count if you've only had it for a month and only played it once; give it time ;) In all seriousness though, I work at an electronics store and about 50 of my coworkers have a 360, and this topic comes up a lot in conversation. Every single one of them has had to replace their...

Two words: Cannibal Holocaust This is one of the most brutal movies of all time. I'm glad I saw it, but I'd prefer never to see it again, and I would never actually recommend it to anyone else.