Recent content by ParanoidEngineer

Door's closed for a reason; if you want to come in please knock, it's courteous and means I'm not interrupted or surprised by your appearance, and can greet you genially. Not too difficult really.

Hogs of War. Basically 3D Worms with pigs of various ethnic stereotypes voiced by Rik Mayall for the PS1. God I loved that game, it was funny, challenging and satisfying.

The Stanley Parable or Black Flag. I keep meaning to buy Stanley Parable but I keep buying other things, so I still don't know anything that happens in it! :/

Is it bad I like that anti-piracy video? It hasn't encouraged me to stop pirating movies when I already don't pirate movies but it's a nice flashback to watching endless Simpsons boxsets.

I'd have to say Behind the Candelabra. Sadly it's very hard to be constructive or objective with this film because everyone assumes you hate it because it's about a gay relationship, but actually it's just a colossal pile of ass. It does a good job with immersing you in Liberace's world and...

A game of my own invention called Death Cricket, which is like regular cricket but the bats fire lasers, the ball explodes on contact with cloth, leather or metal (which the stumps would be made of) and if a six is scored one of the fielders has a limb chopped off, but must still play. Also if...

This is complete bullshit. I'm British and they didn't ask me and now I'm offended.

XCOM: Enemy Unknown. Not the strategy part that is, but the base-management. Seriously, countries leave me all the times. I'm trying a new game this time where I'm focusing all of my efforts on satellites, interceptors, new interceptors, and keeping the nations happy. It's working somewhat at...

All I want is more WKTT. That was one of the most hilarious things I've heard in a videogame.

Yup, the only voice actor. Talented guy Rik Mayall.

Hogs of War. World War 1 factions fight on a cartoonish battleground with poison gas, mortars, dynamite and airstrikes from Zepplins. They are also pigs. When they die they explode into a pair of smoking boots. It was amazing.

I put a lot about movies I like and what makes them appeal, then I put "I haven't seen it/I still haven't seen it" for almost all the last questions. So you may want to avoid quoting parts 2-3 of my questionnaire unless you want to put a little humour into it.

I always play women on at least my first play-through, since they always come out looking more human in terms of character creation and usually allow for better immersion (for some unknown reasons)

After I recently started playing League of Legends (I'm about level 9 atm) I played my first game as Pantheon and went mid, after my friend and I had to persuade our team that it was a good idea. I forgot to call missing once and our support died, and he and the others flipped out and...

Just out of interest, can Westboro a) fix it themselves given the fact that they seem pretty backwards, and b) if they ask someone else to do it for them, what's the likelihood of someone actually doing it?