Monday: Study leave, supposedly revising heavily for Tuesday: History AS exam on Italy 1896-1940 (which went quite well), didn't do any real revision for Wednesday: Core 1 Maths (the easiest exam in the world), more serious revision for Thursday: History AS exam on Churchill 1922-45 (which is...
An elephant on top of a tiger on top of a bear on top of a lion on top of a zebra on top of a great dane on top of a cat on top of a gerbil. Or perhaps the Beast of Craggy Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirpy_Burpy_Cheap_Sheep).
Of course, in real life it's turtles all the way down...
Great video as usual.
"Computer Broken" "Afraid So" "You Have a Backup Right?"
If only real error messages were so forthright, actually telling you what's wrong without you needing a dictionary of error report codes
"Very handy, a Thursday. Keeps Wednesday and Friday from colliding." - therefore Thursday is the best day (it also has the prospect of weekend awesomeness without the inevitable disappointment that comes with the realisation that nothing interesting's going to happen)
"Television ? a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
? Ernie Kovacs
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
? John Glenn
15th of September - Battle of Britain Day, International Day of Democracy
Birthday of: Tommy Lee Jones, William Taft, Agatha Christie
Happenings: Darwin reached the Galapagos, first battlefield use of tanks, Lehman Brothers went bankrupt
I had a teacher who once said in assembly "I do not fear death, only brain death". That he taught German and had a slight lisp made it even more ridiculous and hilarious.
A bread knife and scissors are there, but even they fall far behind the true weapon in my vicinity - my copy of "Collins Advanced Science - Physics" - that badboy is near on 700 pages, and weighs several kilos - you could do someone some serious damage with that
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