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I kind of want them to remake the first Silent Hill, (just to update the graphics a little even though I still want to have grotesque pixelated sex with it) but I am afraid they're going to leave that to American companies who have no idea what the fuck they're doing... and then before you know...

Exactly, FunkyJ.

I guess it kind of is already. Or at least it needs to be more acceptable that I, a female gamer have loved games since my early childhood days, yet I still wear a skirt everyday (in other words gaming needs to be seen as something that's not solely a masculine sport).

I am a female/woman gamer and I like the same games that guys do. It's not like we're a different animal or something. We just have that extra branch you guys are missing on that so-called "Y" chromosome (plus we lack the attached "SRY" gene which causes the testes to descend...). ...

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It's wonderful but at the same time things like this need to be gradually introduced to a child, like how you shouldn't bathe in ice water.. especially if you have a high fever. It shocks the system and the body (the child's mind) will cease...

I'm still trying to find time to play the first Persona. And yes, Shin Megami Tensei games are the shit.

If a violent video game causes someone to kill or harm another being or his/her property, they were most likely screwed-up to begin with anyway, and if they're a little kid who decides to play one of these games, then it's the stupid parent's fault. And I'm not loving the over-extensive use...

Because it's better than life. Or because you are easily bored. Or both.

True art? Or the Virgin Mary made out of Poo, art? Because I believe it can both. True Art: Silent Hill, ICO, FF7, Alter Ego Poo Art: Manhunt and other games that are just made to shock people and scream "look at me!" like a five-year old with ADHD.

ICO, Silent Hill, FF7, Chrono Trigger, absolutely.

"Game with actual depth" = I LOVE that SILENT HILL 2 was subtly put there! Makes me feel RANDY. But sometimes Randy doesn't want to be felt. Or velvet. Excuse me, I think I broke something.

Heavenly Sword looks insanely stupid (almost as insane and as stupid as I am *duhurr*) in so many ways. Unless the comment about lesbian cunnilingus is true... What? I have to admit, that I never got through RE:4, because I got so frustrated with the camera angle flaws and not being able to...

Alter Ego (1986). It was a controversial game of the DOS days, and I'd love to see an up-to date sequel, which in my opinion would be like Princess Maker 2, mating with Oblivion (possibly GTA IV as a grandparent). Orgasmic? Insane? Indeed.

SEX... as in playing it seems to be akin to the aforementioned activity. (bwahaha >;D)

Of course the reason why they remade it is so that pubescent boys can see Lara's grotesquely gravity-defying rack... in 3D (as in more than the old "Madonna" 3-polys per tit). I've always wondered why she didn't use her breasts as a weapon in the first game.