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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D

    Glad Yahtzee liked the game; I thought he might - it is quite a creative departure for the Zelda series and a great game all on its own. I wonder if he finished the game with all of the masks. He made no mention of the Fierce Deity mask and also said the ending was anti-climactic.... I...
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    The Big Picture: Legend of Many

    To be honest, I'm a little saddened by this news because it means I will likely not get to write it. Humble, I know [tearfully burns fan-script]. But I'm really interested to see if they pull it off. Not bad at all. I'd propose Vincent Cassel, but it's a different take. As for gorgeous...
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    The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D Review - Must Have

    Hmmmm, Majora's Mask is my favorite game of all time, I replay it every couple of years... but I don't own a 3DS and am not planning to. Bummer. Maybe someday. I'm glad to hear about the improvements, especially to the Bomber's Notebook. I never had any problems with it but it will be helpful...
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    Understanding Polygamy

    Man, you made my mouth water so much with this post. I need to have sex with at least one of these meats before the day is done.
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    Understanding Polygamy

    lol. I read it right before popping over here and seeing this thread. I wonder if the article inspired it. This is true of any relationship.
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    Understanding Polygamy

    This is actually a really good example of why communication is key. Jealousy is an easy trait to both vilify or praise in a relationship, but there's nothing inherently wrong or right about it. It's about being able to identify and communicate what's inside you to your partner(s) and their...
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    Understanding Polygamy

    Your response doesn't really catch the drift of this quote grab... my criticism of monogamy isn't based in "polyamory's better". It's the laundry list of relationship expectations people are to taught to look for in others before developing any kind of actual relationship with said others. By...
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    Understanding Polygamy

    Look at it this way: a meaningful and intimate relationship between two people is endlessly complicated in and of itself. Adding another person to the mix multiplies that complexity. I think a lot of people reject the idea because of this; excessive effort/reward that they don't see as...
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    Miyamoto Shows Off The Legend of Zelda, Discusses Starfox at Game Awards

    There's no shame in it. I really don't give a shit that dozens of games have done the open world thing in the past few years, I've always wanted it from a Zelda game and am excited as hell about this. It was Zelda that first planted the idea in my head (and the heads of so many young...
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    The Prequels don't Deserve to be Flogged Anymore

    Because no prequel discussion should ever be held without their mention, I have to bring up the Plinkett Reviews. I think you're right because the argument is basically over. There is nothing of any worth that one can criticize about those movies that the reviews didn't cover; they are (for...
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    The Big Picture: Broken Movies

    In nerdier days, I used to watch the films this way, skipping scenes then starting over for the other half. If you make the cuts in the right place (basically following the book as closely as possible), it really works great. Jackson has mentioned that as he was making the films, he basically...
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    Doctor Who: The Mad Man In A Blue Box Returns

    lol The only correct name is "Nine", because that's what he is. Firstly: He is, in fact, a Doctor, because his whole character arc was about him earning the title back by saving Gallifrey. That's why he took his place among them at the end. Secondly: War, Warrior, and Soldier are not...
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2014: Clive Barker's Nightbreed

    There's a bar I used to go to quite regularly that plays all kinds of fun cult and horror flicks in the background (I discovered Ricky O, Machine Girl, Feast, Black Dynamite, and even Robot Chicken there), and I've seen this one playing there a few times. It piqued my interest, but I never found...
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    Star Wars: Episode VIII Director Says Episode VII is Ditching CGI

    Nope. The wonderful thing about fiction is nobody gets to truly own it, not even the creators. Canon itself is a bullshit concept and only bought-into by choice. Midichlorians alone are enough of a contradiction from everything Yoda explains about the Force in ESB to short the canon-fuse for me...
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    The Big Picture: Turtle Power - The Older, Better TMNT Movie

    Nope. Sequels, sure, but not the original. If that were the case, why doesn't anybody put the Power Rangers movie on the same pedestal? ...or Three Ninjas? ...or the Super Mario movie? ...or any other random shitty kids movie from the early 90's that we liked back then cuz we were dumb...