Recent content by Phuctifyno

Glad Yahtzee liked the game; I thought he might - it is quite a creative departure for the Zelda series and a great game all on its own. I wonder if he finished the game with all of the masks. He made no mention of the Fierce Deity mask and also said the ending was anti-climactic.... I...

To be honest, I'm a little saddened by this news because it means I will likely not get to write it. Humble, I know [tearfully burns fan-script]. But I'm really interested to see if they pull it off. Not bad at all. I'd propose Vincent Cassel, but it's a different take. As for gorgeous...

Hmmmm, Majora's Mask is my favorite game of all time, I replay it every couple of years... but I don't own a 3DS and am not planning to. Bummer. Maybe someday. I'm glad to hear about the improvements, especially to the Bomber's Notebook. I never had any problems with it but it will be helpful...

Man, you made my mouth water so much with this post. I need to have sex with at least one of these meats before the day is done.

lol. I read it right before popping over here and seeing this thread. I wonder if the article inspired it. This is true of any relationship.

This is actually a really good example of why communication is key. Jealousy is an easy trait to both vilify or praise in a relationship, but there's nothing inherently wrong or right about it. It's about being able to identify and communicate what's inside you to your partner(s) and their...

Your response doesn't really catch the drift of this quote grab... my criticism of monogamy isn't based in "polyamory's better". It's the laundry list of relationship expectations people are to taught to look for in others before developing any kind of actual relationship with said others. By...

Look at it this way: a meaningful and intimate relationship between two people is endlessly complicated in and of itself. Adding another person to the mix multiplies that complexity. I think a lot of people reject the idea because of this; excessive effort/reward that they don't see as...

There's no shame in it. I really don't give a shit that dozens of games have done the open world thing in the past few years, I've always wanted it from a Zelda game and am excited as hell about this. It was Zelda that first planted the idea in my head (and the heads of so many young...

Because no prequel discussion should ever be held without their mention, I have to bring up the Plinkett Reviews. I think you're right because the argument is basically over. There is nothing of any worth that one can criticize about those movies that the reviews didn't cover; they are (for...

In nerdier days, I used to watch the films this way, skipping scenes then starting over for the other half. If you make the cuts in the right place (basically following the book as closely as possible), it really works great. Jackson has mentioned that as he was making the films, he basically...

lol The only correct name is "Nine", because that's what he is. Firstly: He is, in fact, a Doctor, because his whole character arc was about him earning the title back by saving Gallifrey. That's why he took his place among them at the end. Secondly: War, Warrior, and Soldier are not...

There's a bar I used to go to quite regularly that plays all kinds of fun cult and horror flicks in the background (I discovered Ricky O, Machine Girl, Feast, Black Dynamite, and even Robot Chicken there), and I've seen this one playing there a few times. It piqued my interest, but I never found...

Nope. The wonderful thing about fiction is nobody gets to truly own it, not even the creators. Canon itself is a bullshit concept and only bought-into by choice. Midichlorians alone are enough of a contradiction from everything Yoda explains about the Force in ESB to short the canon-fuse for me...

Nope. Sequels, sure, but not the original. If that were the case, why doesn't anybody put the Power Rangers movie on the same pedestal? ...or Three Ninjas? ...or the Super Mario movie? ...or any other random shitty kids movie from the early 90's that we liked back then cuz we were dumb...