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    Zero Punctuation: Horizon Zero Dawn

    I remember zoids. Also I agree. This game is the best when you're just fighting giant robot dinosaurs and would have been FAR better if it had simply focused on that instead. Though I will say that he's somewhat wrong about the weapons. You get all the kinds of weapons early, but the...
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    Horizon Zero Dawn and accusations of SJW pandering: What is true, and what isn't.

    So before HZD came out I saw a lot of people accusing it of pandering to the SJW/tumblr/cult of overreaction crowd. And admittedly, the leaked material was a bit concerning. You have articles like this...
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    Zero Punctuation: Battlefield 1

    Blimey, there sure are a lot of black soldiers running around in this 1900's war. I didn't know Austria had such a diverse population!
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    Gawker.com to Shut Down Next Week

    Too bad Kotaku survived.
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    Zero Punctuation: No Man's Sky

    And don't forget that the Developers lied and released a game with almost nothing that they promised, despite still using old build footage to advertise it. The list of stuff they promised and then didn't have is massive, to the point that it seems almost like it should be illegal to lie that much.
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    Zero Punctuation: Inside & Shadow of the Beast

    Pointless British politics argument in 3...2...
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    Zero Punctuation: Overwatch vs Battleborn

    1. I was looking at players online at any given time, not number of sales. Number of sales is a completely pointless thing to base this on because it says nothing about the actual population of people playing currently. Halo 2 sold a lot of copies, I guess that means all the people with a copy...
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    Zero Punctuation: Overwatch vs Battleborn

    How can I be full of it? I'm quoting directly from the posts in question. Here, since the entire thread got nuked out of existence, here's a screen cap of the post https://i.imgur.com/8T07K2X.png His entire argument was that her looking over her shoulder was completely out of character and...
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    Zero Punctuation: Overwatch vs Battleborn

    Actually no, the entire original complaint was nothing but "This pose will make my daughter uncomfortable and sexy ladies are unacceptable". Let me quote "This pose says to the player base, oh we've got all these cool diverse characters, but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to sex...
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    Zero Punctuation: Overwatch vs Battleborn

    I hate everything about overwatch. I hate online multiplayer only games because 3 months from now the servers will be dead and the game will be worthless. It's already dropped by 50% since launch. I hate the fact that blizzard for some reason pandered to a whining SJW type about one...
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    Zero Punctuation: Star Fox Zero

    Konami may be turning beloved franchises into Plinko machines and rapidly shitting the bed, but at least they didn't fuck up two console generations with terrible gimmicks.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls III

    Something about how he said he couldn't find anything better than the longsword made me think he saw the D scaling on everything and never quite realized you could imbue to change scaling. It also means he played through the game as an r1 spamming spaz. And as an early game pvp'r I can tell...
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    Blizzard to Remove "Sexy" Tracer Pose in Overwatch - Update

    You stood on your tip toes on one foot and shoved your other foot up your butt and held that for 3 seconds? It's an accomplishment I suppose.
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    Blizzard to Remove "Sexy" Tracer Pose in Overwatch - Update

    I thought her character was "Spunky" not "Gravity defying" Seriously, try to do that pose and hold it for more than half a second.
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    Why I Love Furries

    You know what I hate about furries? The lack of imagination. All these furries and all their combined fursuit crafting and deviantart knowledge and yet they always create neon wolves. I hate neon wolves. Do a fursuit of a Bobbit worm or a water flea or a goblin shark.