Recent content by Pirate Brahm

I'm out too. Between all of the content loss and the sad turn that gamer culture has taken, I'm just plain over The Escapist.

Umm..is there any GOOD video content left on The Escapist? They seem to have been shedding talent like crazy for the past year.

I have never laughed this hard at a fart joke in my life. Bravo.

Heh, NOBODY in the SCA can be accused of taking things too seriously.

And we're that much closer to The Elder Scrolls: Minecraft!

I picked the worst update to start building a minecart railroad. Every morning there are holes in my tracks and ender pearls laying around. Mmm hmm.

If it upsets FOX News, it can't be all that bad.

That definitely hit the gamer-generation-is-reaching-the-parenting-age button nicely.

Now Timmy, is this accompanied with thoughts about girls? You and I need to have a talk. And yes, there's supposed to be hair down there.

A ballpoint pen. Look out!

Uhhh, yeah. Picked out of hat one: "...playing D&D". Picked out of hat two: "...Adult film performers".

The ideas of DLC for gore and nudity harkens back to the old "blood code" from the console version of Mortal Kombat. In order to see blood and fatalities, you had to hit a sequence of buttons on the Genesis controller. Very clever.

One of my testicles fell off just from watching the footage that went along with this review.

So, I have one question after having read your article: Can I reserve Battletoads for the Wii? :)

I won't disagree with you, never. And Yahtzee, your take was so clever. It's a worn out genre That we're forced to play This could be your best review ever.