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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 4 - F**k Eagles

    I 100% agree with you. It killed the pacing for me. Whenever I was not in town I was being eaten by a Fing eagle, some karma event happened near you, your post is being attacked! It all felt forced and took away what I was trying to do. Also, the animals in the game are apparently all coked up...
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    Jimquisition: Fee-to-Pay and the Death of Dignity

    I'm so glad that all PVP games (My one true love) are becoming pay to win. Fuck skill right? Let all the babbies run around in 2500+ gear because they paid for it. And they will, because screaming awful 16 year olds who want to be gladiators will totally shriek at their parents to hand over...
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    Escape to the Movies: Prisoners

    I just saw this movie....late....deal with it...It was great until the last 20 minutes mark. It became fucking RETARDED. This couple kidnapped ALL the people? All of every kid in 100 miles was successfully kidnapped by these fucking retards in a trailer with a hole in the ground? And Hugh, with...
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    Unskippable: Time & Eternity, Part 1

    That was literally painful to watch. Great video though!
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    In defence of the 'Friendzoned'

    "Friendzoned" is a term for weak willed men who lack the confidence and sexual prowess to motivate women to want them. Period. Plain and simple. Stop your internal dialog. If you get friendzoned a lot, you're bad at getting women. Deal. With. It.
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    No Right Answer: A Better Batman than Ben Affleck

    Jason Statham......think about it.....You know I'm right.
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    Favorite video game weapon(s)

    The Painkiller, from the game Painkiller.....Who doesn't want a mini helicopter melee weapon that shoots a projectile that pulls your enemy closer so you can saw their asses up?
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    Updated: Activision CEO Earned $64.9 Million in 2012

    The CEO of Papa Johns has a fucking MOAT circling his Florida island mansion...... Mike Tyson had a 100% gold plated bathroom. So, basically entirely worthless shit that only ultra rich people want. I hate this country......
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    "YOLO" Has Become the New "LEEEEROY JENKIIIINS"

    Yolo is Carpe Diem for retards....
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    Your go-to game?

    The rexxar bonus campaign in Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne. It's like a precursor to WoW. Semi RPG'ish and so fun to play. Or I'll grab a bottle of bourbon and murder things in Killing Floor. I especially love body blocking people into Fleshpounds haha.....
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    Two explosions reported at the Boston Marathon (Updated: 6:50PM EST April 16 2013)

    Fuck me this is awful. MOVIE BOB ARE YOU OK?
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    Star Wars: The Old Republic - Rise of the Hutt Cartel Preview

    This game still exists? I'm stunned. Get bent EA
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    Previously played games recently rediscovered.

    Warcraft 3 and its expansion. I play through it like once a year. Same with Jedi Academy.
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    Horrible games.

    The force unleashed 2. Holy bloody hell was that an awful game. The boss fights were copied and pasted "we freeze you to death" thing. The rocket enemies were just bananas awful and repetitive. Also, what the fuck was it with 15 foot high glass see through walls in giant court yards. Who came up...