Recent content by Poisoned Al

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    Jimquisition: Integrity, Journalism, and Free PS4s

    Sometimes I do wonder if "gamer" is another word for "screeching fuck-wit."
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    Jimquisition: Breaking the Bones of Business

    I'm going to wait until the PC version of Dead Space 3 gets hacked and EA has to give everyone all the DLC for free again, just so I can choose not to use the overpowered, game breaking bullshit.
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    Zero Punctuation: FIFA 13

    "FIFA 13 is a game." Yep, that pretty much sums it up nicely.
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    FIFA 13 Brings Home The Sales Cup

    Impressive. Americans sure do love their hand egg!
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    FIFA 13 Brings Home The Sales Cup

    Been trying to find some hard FIFA vs Madden sales figures but Google failed me. I'm guessing FIFA wipes the floor with Madden, seeing how nobody outside the US gives a flying fuck about American Football. America is a big market but it's not as big "everywhere else." It has always amused me...
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    US Navy Helps Create Camera-Hijacking Smartphone Malware

    I'm sure pictures of my pocket lint and the palm of my hand will "stop da teoorists 4 merika!"
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    Escapist Expo: Fanboyism

    Sound checking. LOOK IT UP!
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    Zero Punctuation: DayZ

    As a DayZ vet, there was a massive evil grin on my face the second he said "Lee Enfield." For those who don't play DayZ, players call the Lee Enfield "The Dinner Bell." I think you can figure out why.
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    Scavenge and Sneak in The War Z's Latest Co-Op Trailer

    Quite. The industry is built on copying and iteration, but COME ON! They couldn't have advertised that this was a DayZ knock off any more if they tried!
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    Yes, well done console owners for perpetuating the stereotype for being clearly too fucking stupid or lazy to read. If you had stopped gumming your controller for five minutes to read even a part of this thread, you would have realised that the "constant upgrade" argument has been brought up...
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    Most modern TVs have PC inputs (DVI or VGA). Most modern video cards have HDMI out (or have converters packaged with them.) Ether way you can use an TV that isn't an old CRT as a computer monitor. A dedicated computer monitor will be better of course, but it works. By brother uses his Sony...
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    > 360, doesn't crash. SEEMS LEGIT! I have a 360. It's a crash happy pile of crap you lying fanboy scum!
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    Also people seems to forget that a Gaming PC is, well, a PC. You get all that shit a PC does too. You have a machine you can edit photos and movies on, write email, waste hours of your life on Twitter/YouTube/Reddit/4Chan/Facebook. Consoles can do some of that now too of course... Just really...
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    BUZZZZZZZZZ! You fail! Read the rest of this thread then GTFO!
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    Jimquisition: Xbox 360 and PS3 Are Just Very Crap PCs

    By "console" you mean "The Wii." I mentioned before I bought a second 360 controller and never used it. I can't think of any of my 360 games that used split screen, hell, or even LAN. Just the screeching monkey house that is Xbox Live. You had to give MS money for Xbox Live or you get to eat...