Recent content by Poptart Fairy

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    Zero Punctuation: MadWorld

    Ironically enough, this 'mythical' army has popped up in the thread spearheaded by yourself. lols.
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

    Third person is third person, dear. I'm playing it just like the originals. Use VATs, wait for AP to recharge, repeat. Feels just like the originals to me. Yup, thought so. You can't refute it. I'm guessing you're one of those NMA berks who seeth hate and bile about the game, but run off...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

    You can go into third person view. You can play it just like the original Fallout games. No better or worse than the original Fallout games. It has markedly more freedom in the main quest than the original games did, and a feck-ton more in the secondary quests. I don't ever recall a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fable 2

    Context. Someone's in need of it. Yahtzee never said the violence against children was essential - it's just rather out of place in a game where you can murder everyone except children.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Space

    There's more to Yahtzee than a constant string of "OH NOES CONTAMINATION DETECTED" set pieces, tho'.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Space

    Speaking as someone who's recently played the game through on hard, I have to agree with him. The game is fun and interesting, sure (any developer who doesn't copy DS' HUD mechanic needs to be beaten with a blunt instrument), with the combat (QTE melee is wonderfully visceral and so much...
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Yet you ignore the positive comments he's aimed at games recently. SC just wasn't one of them. I think you fall into category number two here, Xenon. :>
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    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Not to spark off that debate, but he criticised MGS' story for slowing down the game. The Chzo series never had any delusions about being action packed or stuffed full of gameplay.
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    Zero Punctuation: LEGO Indy

    It's only the same if you're a big enough twat to feel sexually attracted to Yahtzee's music selections.
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    So it's perfectly fine for him to rag on something if it doesn't have a legion of fans that see nothing wrong with the game? <_<
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    There's nothing wrong with a serious storyline, and CAD had potential with the miscarriage. However, everything is wrong when said storylines are dealt with in a completely fucked up manner, swerving between HAHAZANY and OHGODWERESERIOUS panels. That kind of schizophrenic writing is not deep...
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    Somehow missed the huge wave of bans, thread deletions and censorship that's gone on in CAD's past because of criticism?
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    As do all the anti-Yahtzee chaps - they sing the same tune as one another, after all. ;) But anyway, ever think that maybe it's just shitty story that gets a bashing? MGS has a wonderful story, sure, but jesus christ. So much needless exposition and repetition. It feels like it's just a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Followed up by a complaint about Yahtzee fanbois. Good lord, someone get this man 120cc of irony-be-gone. D:
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    Zero Punctuation: Oblivion

    oh god. That comment about Night Elves. I'm not sure if I should be in a massive state of arousal due to the mental image, or giggling immaturely at the usage of it.