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    No Right Answer: Attack on Attack on Titan

    Mushi-Shi was just too repetitive for my tastes. It seemed that each episode was a glorified wash rinse repeat of the previous one with no real direction for Ginko. I am a huge fan of Ergo Proxy Very compelling story and each one serves to the final conclusion as Re-l and Vincent work to...
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    Escapist News Now: Thor Is Now A Girl!

    This post pretty much sums up my feelings about the segment perfectly.
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    Jimquisition: The Poison of Pre-Order Culture

    I used to pre-order games all the time. After getting burned one too many times I no longer do that. I wait until the game releases and then look at getting it. The pre-order garbage they try to push on consumers to buy it is 99.99999% meaningless in the overall scope of games. So buying...
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    What happened to 90+ fps?

    And watch the page tearing extravaganza too!
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    Grand Theft Auto V Coming to PS4, Xbox One, PC This Fall

    Yeah it is.. On the other hand it is totally unacceptable that they wait so long to release the PC version (likely a bad bug riddled port like GTA IV) of the game. Hopefully it won't be as horrid at launch as its predecessor.
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    Feed Dump: Good News for Stoners

    Squeaky and The Chunt... Wow.. Just had to let the cortex churn on that for about ten minutes trying to wrap itself around who would be "The Chunt." Then my head exploded. Thanks Beej.
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    The Big Picture: Destined for Disappointment, Part 1

    The Star Wars Prequals? Almost got the use of destiny right? I can't wait to see how he ties that one together.
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    Feed Dump: Florida and Andy's Explosion of Crazy

    Ah Chicken wings + ten gallon hats / people dying over 300 = broken Andy... Classic.
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    A Copy of Guild Wars 2: Collector's Edition Could Be Yours

    Seriously? Guild Wars 2. A game that released August 28...2012... And you're just now getting around to giving away a collectors edition? What's the next one going to be? Doom or perhaps Pitfall for the Atari? Sure so they can spam them with tailored ads and other things that AdBlock might...
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    No Right Answer: Worst Video Game to Movie Redux

    For me I very much liked FF Spirits Within. I contribute this to the fact that I have never played any of the games so I had nothing to base the movie on from the FF universe. So I went in as this is just another SciFi movie that happened to to have a above average story and incredible CGI...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online: Crafting the Perfect MMO

    After playing the beta as much as I could I can say this.. There is absolutely nothing about ESO that is revolutionary or even noteworthy about it. ESO is nothing more than a cookie cutter game copying aspects of just about every other major MMO out there. Graphically it is substandard...
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    Jimquisition: Free To Wait

    You fucking nailed it this week Jim... Sad thing is I know someone who forks over I shit you now $1-200 a month on shit games like dungeon keeper. I have tried repeatedly I might add to reason with and explain this weeks video to him, but he refuses to see just how much money he is wasting...
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    Escapist News Now: GTA 5 PC Listed on Amazon

    Agreed. It took R* nearly three months to get GTA IV on PC to a decently playable state. I'm betting it will take them at least 2/3 of that for GTA V.
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    The Big Picture: Junk Drawer 2014

    The anime was amazing. Great story and has probably one of the most evil lines ever (in the dubbed version) used in an anime film. "You'll never understand how much watching other people's pain gets me off. Hearing their screams and knowing that I have the power of a god." It was picked...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    Agreed.. It's almost as if Bob were channeling Yahtzee in this review.