Recent content by PrimoThePro

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    Where did all the older Escapist users go?

    Well, I feel old now for sure. I think I'll go visit Furburt... It's been a while...
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    You have a pool full of spiders...

    Find a way to let them crawl out. Better spiders than Mosquitoes.
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    The Item to your immediate right

    A belt. Time to bring the whoop ass.
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    Vancouver Rioting?

    Last real chance for the Canucks to win it for a loooong time.
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    Poll: Sith Or Jedi?

    Depends on one crucial thing: Post Imperial Jedi or Pre Imperial Jedi? Post Imperial let you choose your own path, fall in love, that kind of thing. Pre Imperial are these archeic assholes who won't let you do anything and never stray from their rigid code.
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    Your avatar has murdered everyone elses avatar and then commited suicide

    A necessary sacrifice to stop these stupid Avatar threads. And Nnoitra would go down fighting, so he wouldn't mind at all.
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    Women find smiling men less attractive

    I want to disagree, but I must ask the women of the Escapist: Which guy do you find more appealing/attractive? The guy who doesn't smile, maybe is a bit drawn, seems more mysterious? Or the happy smiley guy who is really excited to talk to you? (Not a rhetorical question)
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    So can someone relieve my fear about the 21st?

    The people who predicted it seem to miss one important part of the Bible. God said he would never kill the people of earth again. They make sure to completely omit anything that doesn't agree with them. Jesus even said that only God knows the true date. They back up their arguments with...
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    Canadian Scientists Cure Cancer... No One Notices?

    Well, you are partially right. Not on the science, that shit is sound, but the BS thing. They cured a very specific TYPE of cancer, not cancer in general.
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    Poll: New forum rules - Yay or Nay?

    Ya... I don't know how I feel about the health meter. Maybe make some way to decrease it when posting for a while? Or introduce stuff like Karma from other sites...
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    Poll: Favourite Ponie! (thats right its a my little pony thread!)

    You know what? You're right. I apologize for that. I was just noting how I did not like it in an inappropriate way. Honestly, I can see why other people like but it's just not for me.
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    Poll: Favourite Ponie! (thats right its a my little pony thread!)

    I checked the next two to give them a chance. I thought I was gonna hit some kind of breakthrough. I did not. But at least I gave this show a try, right? Same can't be said about others. I gave it a try and it did not work for me.
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    Poll: Favourite Ponie! (thats right its a my little pony thread!)

    I saw the whole episode. I went out of my way to watch that, and two other episodes. My eyes are burning, and I want that hour of my life back. The colours are nice, and the characters are obviously fleshed out, but that show sucked. I don't get it.
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    Elderly Woman Pokes Cable, Cuts Internet Access in Three Countries

    SHE'S GRIEFING! But seriously... It was an accident.
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    Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

    Hole in my neck, and chair behind me, wall, stairs, wall, jackets.