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    Zero Punctuation: Rock Band 4

    Thanks. I shall check that out.
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    Zero Punctuation: Rock Band 4

    Yeah. After buying that I lost all interest in plastic instrument games. If only the DLC songs weren't so expensive that buying them outside of a sale is a reason to put you into an asylum.
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    Zero Punctuation: Godzilla - God-Awful-Zilla

    Hmm, that ended with a strangely irritating image in my head. But yeah, it's shit. When everything just clips through everything with no sense of connection, you can tell no one could give a toss...
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    Zero Punctuation: Alone in the Dark: Illumination - Like Left 4 Dead But...

    So it's Alan Wake, but worse. Fine. Just fine.
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    Why You Should Be a Bit Disappointed With Ori and the Blind Forest

    I was looking forward to this game but watching some gameplay videos have put me off it. I expected something along the lines of World of Illusion on the Genesis / Mega Drive, but it seems to be more of a very pretty Super Meat Boy, which I never liked. Guess I'm not hardcore enough.
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    Jimquisition: The 100% Objective Review

    Yeah. He obviously wasn't even trying. I actually think that the reviews at http://www.objectivegamereviews.com/ aren't really bad, even though clearly tongue-in-cheek. Either way, I'll take a more descriptive and technical review over an opinion-piece most of the days. I like thinking for...
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    Zero Punctuation: Enemy Front & Valiant Hearts: The Great War

    Uplay is the shit! And I do mean shit, as in "stop playing with it, and flush it down already, you scum". Anyway, "hmm, yeah, I read a book once" cracked me up good.
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    Jimquisition: The Trap Of Gamer Gratitude

    You're making a good point there. Instead of spending money on skipping boring shit that was placed there deliberately, spend money to extend the fun parts. Brilliant. So let's all go back to the days where we got expansions for our retail games instead of micro transactions. Oh, and keep up...
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    Movie Defense Force: Event Horizon - You Won't Need Eyes To See

    That's a great movie, on par with the Alien movies. I certainly didn't enjoy it any less. It needs no defense. Pandorum on the other hand could have used some spotlight. I liked that one a lot as well, but it's not all that well known, I think. Granted - I saw it on TV, and didn't expect...
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    Jimquisition: The Unholy Trinity Of Blind Greedy Bastards

    They don't know GTA? Really? I can't believe that. Now excuse me, I've got a Sudetenland to annex.
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    Jimquisition: An Industry Of Pitiful Cowards

    It's just because of a few suits in not so high places that had to justify their wages because "everything's fine" doesn't scream "useful advice". There's got to be something, right? RIGHT?!?
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    Zero Punctuation: Titanfall - It's Got Big Stompy Robots

    I had played the beta and it was fun. Not 60? fun though. Might get it when it becomes cheaper. If it becomes cheaper, being from EA and stuff... I've said it about Battlefield before, and I'll say it again here: MP-only games should be subscription based. Or at least have that as an option.
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    Jimquisition: Buyer Beware

    Same here. Completely awkward. Anyway, I wholly agree with the argument. I was disappointed when Steam decided to open up the floodgates. Granted, it hasn't affected me too much yet, but whenever you do a search (which is kind of crap btw.) you really have to scroll through a lot of shite...
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    Jimquisition: Monetizing Whales For The Retention Of Virality

    Wow. Such angry. Much bile. Love it. To be fair, those panels may have been about what NOT to do, as in "how not to end up having a PayToPlay game" but i don't know. In any case, whale does sound condescending.
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    Zero Punctuation: Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

    So this is shit and I'm not missing a thing then? Fine. Moving along.