Recent content by Quazimofo

The premise of the game is Nazi super tech (involving robots of various sizes, who sometimes breathe fire, and lightning guns) won WWII and now they're supplementing with ancient Jew super tech while they try to ethnically cleanse the world and make it all one giant Germany. But it's still the...

Meh. Made the mistake of buying it right off the bat. Lost all interest until someone makes a mod like project Brazil or The Frontier. I never quite understood how people were able to overlook the mediocre (at best) writing throughout the game. Even the silver shroud quest was on the low end...

Is it just me, or does her face look exactly the same as every other female in an anime in the last 15 years? Not literally of course, but that's such a generic face I would have guessed it's from another series were I not told otherwise.

Yeah the first game had a problem balancing the global alertness or whatever, minion attrition (and speed of replacement), and having enough space to put any kind of decent defenses without taking up way too much room in your base, hindering the room progression. I'm sure there's an optional...

Some Marines walk into a bar and ask: where's the counter? (Marines are almost op in groups in StarCraft, if you don't have a hard counter)

First 3 episodes of the final season. Excellent start, then all of the daughters of Aku died in one fight except for the designated 'one who survives and converts to the side of the protagonist, and also starts banging him', which was easy to see coming since she was the only one given a name...

Yeah dude, I bought it, played it until the disk broke, bought another copy years later, and am buying it on PC even if I wind up never playing it. These guys earned my money.

DO IT! You're primary method of rapid transit is sliding along the ground, because you have ROCKETS attached to your HIPS. ROCKET. HIPS. Also it's wonderfully cheesey and arcadey all throughout and has a kickass soundtrack (at least for the purposes of the game). It's tough, but with a...

He wasn't providing an example of how the conversation normally goes, he was summarizing the conversation as it just happened. You're putting words in his mouth. You're not an asshole, or even a mean person. You're just mistakenly equating your personal tastes with fact. Dragon Age...

Huh, thought Andromeda sold better than that. Still don't really care though. There were several things they could have done to make me care about mass effect after the fuckawful ending of the trilogy, and they did none of them. I'd say farewell to a once great series, but I already did...

I'm almost certainly going to buy this when it comes out. But, much like Wasteland 3, it's a long way away, so I'll refrain from squeeing about how awesome it looks until that day comes much closer.

Yeah well, people bitched about XCOM picking a Canon ending they didn't like, and that turned out great. Just... Pick one (that isn't synthesis) and run with it. Maybe even say the ghost kid AI... Thing was lying on certain aspects of the situation to manipulate Shepard (because let's be real...

Amnesia: dark decent. About 20 minutes. I wasn't even actually playing it, just watching my brother. We never got to the point you had to actually deal with the monster, just the jump scare where he's made of ash. My leg shot out so fast I pulled my quad. Nope. No more horror games ever

I would say she did a really good job of being right on the fence when you consider how much she was shit on by life. She was an excellent counterexample to George: shitty shitty life, but she let out make her bitter while he broke free of it (with a little help from her, whether intentional...

21. It's occurred to me that I've spent most of my life in fantasy worlds (videogames, films, novels to a lesser extent, dungeons and dragons) and I'm growing increasingly dissatisfied with escapism in general. The problem is that those escapist tendencies are so deeply ingrained that it's...