Recent content by Quillpaw

Oh man, I saw the title for this one and knew it would be good. I hadn't heard of this game, but I did stumble across it while wandering Gamestop and took a closer look because brooding dudes in hoodies are kind of my weakness as far as game protagonists go. I then proceeded to read the back of...

That musical number exists, Kathleen. It's called La Cage Aux Folles. It's literally a musical about transvestites and helping homophobes accept the gay lifestyle.

A Higgs-Boson particle walks into a church. The priest gets angry and shouts "We don't allow Higgs-Boson particles here! You call yourself the God particle, it's sacrilegious!" The Higgs-Boson particle says "But if you don't allow Higgs-Boson particles, how do you have Mass?" And since...

Literally the only reaction that came to me at the end was ":(". 'Cause seriously, :(.

Awww, the poor hat market is gonna like, explode now. It never asked for this. Except it kinda did...

I hate horror movies. I've missed out on what I hear are really good movies because I can't stomach gore- I won't watch Repo: The Genetic Opera for that reason. I also hate formula movies, which is why I don't see too many action flicks these days either. But on Bob's recommendation, I saw Cabin...

Yayyy social satire! This really isn't much of an exaggeration, and that makes me very, very sad.

Funny thing about smuggling marijuana in dead babies. That happened. A couple got on a plane with a tightly swaddled infant that never cried and they never fed it. It was a dead baby, it had been cut open and its organs were full of heroin. Come to think of it that's not funny at all.

I think the "huwor" pronunciation is because it's the name of a street, and it's just funny because immature frat boys. Also drunken, stupid fratboys probably don't know the purpose of a keg and would put hard liquor in a keg just to make an Ubder Keg Supreme.

I think we've just discovered why Story Guy only mentions his preceding generations in his stories. Also that was horrific. Even more horrific is that I know people like this. More horrific than that is that the things that made me seizure the worst was the horrific misuse of comic book...

As soon as I heard "I'm seasonal!" I knew it would be a good episode for Andy. And a good episode it was. Best yet. The Cairo-practor joke wasn't as funny to me as it should've been- Suite Life of Zach and Cody did it ages ago.

I'm not sure what made me the happiest in this episode, Graham's dinosaur/alligator hat, or his Doctor "Hoo" shirt. Or Alex, but any Alex at all makes me happy, so he's disqualified.

It's so nice to see the spirit of Phailhaus, though under a new name. And it needs more Kathleen and Alex. Everything needs more Kathleen and Alex.

Of all the opinions I was expecting for this review, this was not it. I'm not happy, I'm not disappointed, I'm...well, I dunno. He does have some good points (particularly the "hunt around this giant room for the one portalable surface bit- fuck youuuu bowels of 1960s Aperture Science!)- but I...

I could make a "sea kittens" joke, but I won't out of good taste. Thing about fish is, you don't see most people keeping sea bass or halibut in a little tank on the counter. Unless they live in a seafood restaurant, I guess.