Recent content by Rahnzan

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    The Nineteen Sexualities and You!

    Hetero Homo Bisexual Asexual That's all there is. I refuse to acknowledge "pansexual," that's some straight up new world hippie garbage invented by pretentious bisexuals. You got a preference? Big deal. Lack one? Who cares. We don't need to invent a whole new sexuality just for you. I...
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    Your Top 5 Female Characters in Gaming

    Anju (Zelda) Ellie (Dead Space) Rosa (Assassin's Creed) Ayame (Tenchu) Farah (PoP)
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    What do you look for in a villain?

    A reasonable motive and legitimate power.
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    Has a game ever made your cry?

    Bad writing killed her.
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    Has a game ever made your cry?

    Final Fantasy 8, Laguna's Tragedy. Limbo, the horrible fridge logic. (How did he follow his sister into Limbo exactly?) Black Ops, buyer's remorse.
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    Am I dooming my future children?

    The more common the name, the more successful the individual will be in life. You want to set your kid up? Name him James and her Brittany. They'll go places. Point in case, when was the last time "Laquisha" made any friends or money? Nothing about an "original" name makes your child...
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    The Zombie Apocalypse has come

    ... The Airforce.
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    Games you STILL haven't beaten

    Dragon Age - I know how that cliche ball of shit is going to end. Oblivion - Two reasons, it's 'too good to beat' and I really dont want to. The second reason is that those oblivion gates are just ****ing annoying. Legendary - Just a terrible game entirely. All of the puzzles are walking up...
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    Have You Ever Been On TV? What For?

    Excluding public access, twice. I forget the first reason why, I didnt even know I was on it at the time. The second incident, I was walking outside of my highschool on some christian holiday. The school decided to stay open that day to make up for all the snow days. There was a reporter...
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    Oh Im Sorry I Forgot You Was The Game Police!!!

    Maybe, just maybe, here me out. Maybe your C4 buddy was thinking about the team, eventually they'll want to grab a crate. The reason you can blow them up is to keep the enemies from getting them. Not so cool when you deny your own team.
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    Games that are popular on this site that you can't understand why.

    That bothers me. How does the MW2 campaign suck? Too each there own, but in my opinion it really wasn't any better or worse than the first one. If you guys also thought Cod4 sucked, well there's the rub. But it seems to me the argument here is 'MW2's story is worse than cod4' not 'it's just...
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    Games that are popular on this site that you can't understand why.

    Mario brothers 2 and 3. I've yet to really REALLY play mass effect, but what I got I didnt like. And I cant understand why anyone thinks Dragon Age is anything but garbage.
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    Enemies You Always Have and Always Will Take Seriously...

    The enemies I respect. The ones that made me sit up when shit got real? Any deadite. ANY. Doesn't matter which, they're all creepy as hell and deadly as fuck. 9-ball from armored core. The monks from Tenchu Wrath of Heaven. Tonberries. Those god damn Tonberries. First one I ever...
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    Starcraft 2 Trial Keys

    Ya know, good idea. When I get those things I just let them rot in my box. If I don't have a couple of friends who want to try it I'll dump em here.
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    Poll: Why I think Call of Duty is Poisoning Video Game's Image (besides the fact that i don't like it).

    Halfway with ya. I'm in an environment where shooters are looked down upon by all of the 'real' gamers but I have fun with it. Sure I can detail exactly why MW2 is a fun exciting game, but I can also explain why it's a big pile of shit. I still love it though. I only wish EA would make a...